Neil 4 UKPP PP

Day 2,791, 02:00 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Neil Lewis
Neil for UKPP PP for 15th July 2015





yes, that is actually me ... what of it?



So, I'm back and running for a 4th term as the Party President of the United Kingdom Progression Party .



I'm mainly up against an account created in February 2015, that goes by the name of King William the Great (aka King Wally to some). Someone who cannot be bothered to check UKPP history before calling people out as a PTOer and labelling a possible rival, me, as a "bit of a nuisance" here.

Also someone who doesn't read game mechanics properly; these for instance.

This meme sums it up:

it goes on with "and so is your dad" but that's a tad too far ... maybe




So, to enlighten my opponent, and his pit-bull, CHAPP1E*, let me cover my UKPP credentials.

eBorn on 17th February 2012 and joined the UKPP pretty much on day one. It was a toss-up between them and UKRP, as both are right of centre, so I chose what sounded like the more dynamic party. I first ran in a party Presidential Election just before my 1st anniversary in February 2013 coming 8th. Came 4th in March 2013 when mwcerberus took the helm and tried to kill the party with daily name-changes. Came 2nd in May 2013 and June 2013 and July 2013. I finally cracked it in August 2013, was re-elected in September 2013. The UKPP actually ran UKRP, as well as ESO, members under our banner for the first time ever! Took the helm again on January 2014 and was the de-facto PP in February 2014 when the party was PTO'd by Vuk01 & the Shoe People.

In May 2014, with the party now outside the Top 5, I assisted Sambo911 with negotiations to re-merge the party with UKRP (check our out-of-date wiki page for creation history). We did not bank on Alfagrem
using his credit-card defibrillator to breath new life into the party that even WayneKerr, at one point, said should die quickly.

*well you did choose a dog food brand for a name

yes, I am aware of the film, but the dog-food brand was first .. lol!




OK, I went on to lead UKRP in September 2014. And moved to WBUKP in November 2014, taking the PP job off suezo31 in March 2015 until I returned to UKPP, after 13 months away, on 13th June 2015.



So Billy-boy, Ajay, think you know your opponent enough to disregard him as a "bit of a nuisance" .. well, think again. I'm back & want my old job back!!! Please leave the key under the mat before you slope off to your buddy, Dappy, in the BDP USP. Oh, and take your puppy with you!



And don’t think you can bully me either, like you did to this poor girl. Bet you feel like a big man, eh? That’s earned you the nickname “Bully-boy”.



Now Billy-boy (or Bully-boy, King Wally, Ajay, etc) will scream “UKRP PTO” but Sir Humphrey Appleby disclosed a private exchange that reveals a lot:



So, who’s the UKRP PTOer now?



And his best buddy, Dappy, has unwittingly confirmed everyone’s suspicions:

with friends like this …



But Billy-boy also fell into a well laid trap:









Anyway, I promise to bring real democracy back to the UKPP. Who knows, maybe ex-members will return permanently.




oops, how did this get in here?

quick distract attention: