Necrosis - in ur country, stealin ur congress

Day 611, 08:19 Published in United Kingdom USA by Necrosis

So here I am, in Canada. Oh, wait, the UK. Same difference.

You people may know me as Glorious Failure (An explanation of why I no longer go under than name can be found here )

Now back to my original point; me for congress.

Why?

I shall ensure working conditions for native Canadians in the syrup mines are more humane; providing toilets will be my first initiative, along with meals and lighting in the mines themselves. I hope this will also increase productivity. The syrup must flow!

Oh, and I'm, also stupidly experienced on this game, and would be awesome in congress.

Vote for me.

Do eet.