National Guard and Airborne Promo!

Day 2,601, 15:10 • Published in USA USA • by vrpanch

Written by Private SAR97 of the eUnited States of America National Guard M2 Platoon

We need you

Come be a part of this great Military Unit

Our current leadership for the National Guard is:

CO || General: Jack Mensley
XO || Lt. General: Eric Vanderberg
Mobile Division CO || Colonel: Scrapwolf
Mobile Division XO || Lt. Colonel: gunner412
Mobile Division Platoon 1 CO || Lt.: Emily DG
Mobile Division Platoon 2 CO || Lt.: Clevin
Mobile Division Platoon 3 CO || Lt.: Blutmond
Join Airborne today!

Are you full of FREEDOM? Do you like to kick eAmerica’s enemies in the teeth? Do you like free guns and food? Of course you do, cause you’re eAMERICAN.

Join the Airborne, eAmerica’s PREMIUM fighting force. We send our troops in when the USAF need’s their hands held, and thats a FACT, JACK.

So if you wanna make a difference in the battles, and meet the requirements, fill out the signup sheet and JOIN THE BBQ!!

Some added bonuses to joining the big A-B:

Awesome community
Steady supply of food and weapons
BABES:



AND MANY MORE.

Welcome Aboard, Parachuters.

Lt. Col BTTrambly
Divisional XO of the Furry Chubbz Battalion
Airborne

Minimum requirement: 20,000 Strength
Application: Airborne Application
Public IRC channel: #NewRecruits

Funnies


Here are some jokes to end this week’s article on a lighter side.
1. My boss, who is a fit woman, caught me in the shower room after work. She said to me "Would you mind taking my blouse off?" I replied, "Certainly," and took it off. Then she turned around and said, "Would you take my skirt off too?" So I removed that as well. Then she finally asked me to take her underwear off, so I did that too. Then she looked at me and said, "If I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired"

2. What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years? Church.
3. What do you call gonorrhea that takes a long time to show up? Slow Clap.


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National Guard and Airborne Promo! | http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2483911/1/20 ~Official eUS Military Press Release~