10:00 update: Crisis Over

Day 1,009, 00:03 Published in USA USA by ligtreb

7:30 update: The admins have taken the Republicans off of the ballot. I thank the admins for doing this, we all should. So long as the admins hold their decision, THE USA IS NO LONGER UNDER THREAT.

With the USA no longer under threat, elections can return as normal. All people with foreign citizenships are encouraged to keep them.

10:00 update: The admins have spoken. Relevant part:

Q2. What measures do you take against PTO?

A2
. We put this question here because we want to bring to your attention to one case in particular, that we dealt with today. We’ve spotted a case of PTO in US Congress elections. To be more specific, the Republican Party entered in the top 5 parties using unlawful methods so we so we had to take action and interfere, thus: the illegal citizen accounts used were permanently suspended, the candidates were removed from the race and so there are only 4 parties participating to this election. All that we can say now is “may the best win!”


Thank you to the admins. Elections can proceed as normal, the USA is safe.

ORIGINAL ARTICLE BELOW, WHICH NO LONGER APPLIES WITH REPUBLICANS OFF OF THE BALLOT. I am keeping the article for historical purposes.

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL, THIS IS THE REAL THING. This is America's biggest challenge since we were invaded a year ago.

All USA citizens are advised to hold their votes.

Pizza the Hut and his group of anti-Americans and PTOers have succeeded in moving into the Top 5, meaning the ballot in nearly every state has an enemy combatant on the ballot. We have to stop them from winning as many seats as possible.

What you can do to help

Before your last login, go on to IRC (chat.mibbit.com , Chatzilla and rizon.net are common ways to get on). Go to channel #ato for instructions on who to vote for. Moving tickets should be provided there for those who need them. If you can't get on IRC, check out the recent topics at the eUS forum.

Please shout this and other relevant articles, so all citizens see them. Those of you active in the military or political parties, make sure instructions are posted on your forums.

Why this is important

Many of the candidates in the Republican Party are proven enemies of the USA, having originated from countries we're at war with. If they gain a majority of congress, it can be the end of our country. I am not joking.

What is being done

Shortly after reset, members from every party leadership that was online, along with members of the executive branch came together to name a winner in each state that we need to elect. This might sound like democracy has been taken away, but in a real democracy, enemies of the state can't get on the ballot. Here are the people that worked on picking the candidates we want to win.

Minister of Foreign Affairs Alexander Hamilton
Former President Chocolate McSkittles
S.E.E.S. Representative Devon Donaldson
Federalist Party Representative Henry Arundel
Chief of Staff Inwegen
Federalist Party Representative JDR1986
United Independents Party Representative Kazeal
United States Workers Party Representative Laxsnor
Former Vice-President ligtreb
Vice-President Publius
S.E.E.S. Representative Tom McDougal


And this is the list we came up with. We tried to give each party equal representation while choosing the best candidates in each state. Party Presidents (and St Krems) will still have a chance to weigh in on this when they wake up and get online, but the final list will look similar to this. If you need to vote right now, vote for one of these candidates:

Alabama: George Armstrong Custer
Alaska: Beea
Arkansas: twisted-pixel
California: ligtreb
Chongqing: sneakyninjapants
Colorado: Richard Nixon II
Delaware: GLaDOS
District of Columbia: Calebb
Far Eastern Russia: Tom McDougal
Florida: Claire Littleton
Georgia: Evan Feinman
Indiana: Dr Tango
Iowa: Indrae
Jiangxi: Halfie
Kansas: mjdiv
Kentucky: Kult_Travian
Louisiana: Henry Arundel
Maine: Marxus
Marylan😛 S-Mac31
Massachusetts: Devon Donaldson
Michigan: rainy sunday
Minnesota: Talio Extremist
Mississippi: ibnroshed2
Missouri: Gates Schellinger
Nebraska: sunnygyrl315
Nevada: Charmader95
New Hampshire: HobbitTon
New Jersey: Mourning Star
New Mexico: MorningAlice
North Carolina: Civil Anarchy
Ohio: eliwood_sain
Oklahoma: Relorian
Pennsylvania: Cromstar
Qinghai: Nuriessa
Rhode Islan😛 Jacksondr5
South Carolina: Laxsnor
Texas: Publius
Tibet: Aamto24
Utah: ProggyPop
Vermont: Glove
Virginia: Bradley Reala
Washington: Speedcat McNasty
West Virginia: Max Wallingbottom III
Wisconsin: Brent Abernathy
Wyoming: DivineTemplar

How we got here

Dave Richards has an excellent article outlining that the Republican party got all of its members at the last minute. If you think there was something fishy, please use the "Contact" button at the bottom of this page. Dave Richards also helped me with some of the coding for this article.

Newspapers to trust

DoD Orders
FEC You, America
The Hanging Chad
White House Press Room
President Krems' newspaper

Reminder and final thoughts

This article will be updated throughout the day. America, this is a serious threat, and we need everyone to help combat this.