National Champions

Day 1,212, 08:38 Published in USA USA by Gnilraps





Ladies and Gentlemen, in this season of Brackets and Bracketology [without doubt one of the more fun diversions in eRep right now] I want you all to know that there are a few eAmerican Heroes whose identities need no Bracket to discern.



These heroes will not be honored by the eRep mechanics with a Battle Hero medal, they will get no 5 Gold bonus, they will not be given special titles like Party President or Media Mogul, and they will never have a drink named after them at Hooters. Well, I suppose you never know about that last one.


(What? This image actually pertains to the story... Look closely and think 'layered meaning'.)

But on day 1,211 of the New World, Rod Damon, Zyria, and Soren Nelson proved without a doubt that they are National Champions. No Bracket. No Medal. No Title. A few drinks, maybe. But certainly and absolutely these three are atop the game as of yesterday. It was their moment, and they shined.


So three cheers for Rod Damon, Zyria, and Soren Nelson.

(OK, so maybe this was a little gratuitous...)

Hip Hip...