Najava eRepublik mitinga - Tuljani

Day 1,249, 18:13 • Published in Croatia Croatia • by overk
Dakle,...
U svrhu promoviranja naše omiljene igre eRepublika, Tuljani organiziraju miting kod mene u vikendici.
Prema prvim najavama, minimum 30 ljudi 3 dana (pojedite se ostali njabovi i vaši mini mitinzi). Miting je internacionalnog karaktera te čemo imati goste iz Slovenije i Srbije (širimo bratstvo i jedinstvo). Uvijet dolaska je +18god. Nepušači nisu dobrodošli da ne grintaju,.. nepušačice nisu poželjne iz očtio drugih razloga xD.
Alkohol u potocima, dimna zavjesa i klope za naranit sve ličke međede su garantirani.
Miting je isključivo Tuljanski, vi ne-Tuljani koji ste pozvani smatrajte se privilegiranima i na mitingu potuljančenima.
Tuljan koji nezna o čemu pričam - nije Tuljan.
(ENGLISH in paralel)
Well...
In order to promote our favourite game, eRepublik, the military unit of Tuljani will organize a rally at my cottage.
First estimates show that a minimum of 30 people will attend the meeting, for 3 days and nights (noobs and your mini noob meetings - go and khm yourselves). The meeting is intended to be international, we expect guests from Slovenia and Serbia too (spreading brotherhood and unity). You CAN'T come if you're under 18. Non-smokers not welcome cos of grinting... non-smoking females not welcome either (due to obvious, khm reasons).
Alcohol flow, smoke curtains and food to feed all Lika's bears guaranteed.
Meeting is for Tuljani members only, and you non-members who are invited can only consider yourselves as priviledged
Tuljan who doesn't know what I'm talking about is not a Tuljan at all.

Dolasci se očekuju uobičajenim vozilima iz Tuljanskih skladišta:
Vehicles used for arrival are the ones found in Tuljani's stock:


Nebrinite se za bikte i borbe, pucačemo(se) i sa mitinga, a očekuje se i live prijenos na IRC. Oružja su pripremljena:
You do not have to worry about wars and battles, we will fight from meeting too, and we are expecting live coverage on IRC. Weps are all prepare😛


stoga če situacija na bojnom polju biti uobičajeno - roza
So situation in battlefield will be as usual - rose


FZD se buni da mu je previše gay pljuca, pa smo za njega pripremili posebnu
FZD is complaining that his gun is too gay, so we prepared special edition for him:


Ako se brinete za majčicu prirodu, pripremili smo i gnojenje šume vlastitim uratcima, i u tu svrhu pripremili smo poseban spremnik:
If you are worried about mother nature, we have prepared special tank for fertilization of woods with our own products:


Potrudiču se da na cesti budu znakovi koji če vas usmjerit na pravo mjesto (znak tuljana i erepa)
Službeni smjerokazi:
I will mark the way up with special signs, which will lead you to the right place


Dobru pijanku i druženje,
svima želi vaš
Good meeting and party to all
yours trully

overk