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My Presidential Nomination

Day 1,090, 21:28 • Published in Canada Canada

• by Quado

It was to my great surprise when I logged into Erepublik this evening, that I had an alert stating that I was the CPF’s Candidate for the Canadian Presidency. I am not sure why I was selected, but I will run the coolest, cleanest campaign Canada has ever seen!

I will start off by auctioning off Cabinet Positions starting off at the small price of 5 gold. Now some may say that I am just in this for the money, or that I will get a lousy Cabinet because anyone can join. But I think to the contrary. In this way I will get Cabinet members who are committed to their position.

In order to raise money for Canada, I will also be selling off Admissions to the Order of Canada for the low low price of only 10 Canadian Dollars!!! Haven’t you always wanted to state that YOU are a member of the Order??? Then Pay today!!! And when I get elected YOU will receive an honorary membership!

And for all the other stuff, I’ll say this. I will:
INSPIRE UNITY!
SAVE THE ECONOMY!!
STRENGTHEN OUR MILITARY!!!
GROW A CANADIAN EMPIRE!!!!
And EVERYTHING ELSE YOU WANT ME TO DO!!! (just leave your ideas with 25 cents for every word in the message)

That is all.
Quado ~Canada’s future President~

Comments

Wilhelm Gunter Day 1,090, 22:22

I'm not sure why either.

Etemenanki Day 1,090, 22:23

buy votes much?

Wilhelm Gunter Day 1,090, 22:28

You are having fun with it though, aren't you?

Treian Day 1,090, 22:28

Who are you???

Quado Day 1,090, 22:30

haha, It's great fun 😁 and i am a the CPF's Presidential candidate 😛

Wilhelm Gunter Day 1,090, 22:32

Quado: it was probably a Lulz move my Funky, since he is outgoing PP and the new PP will pick someone else come the proper time. Also, it's possible he just wanted to remove himself as the CPF's Presidential candidate, but had to put someone else in.

Quado Day 1,090, 22:43

Or!!! He could have realized my natural greatness and decided to give me a chance @ being the next President of canada! but most likely one of your reasons. 😛

Trenton Rendell Day 1,090, 22:59

Oh thank god this isn't for real.

Exalted Druid Day 1,090, 23:41

What an intelligent looking candidate.

Dream Gate Day 1,091, 01:24

Kronos_Q JR 😛.

Soulscode Day 1,091, 04:03

Epic Fail.

Quado Day 1,091, 11:13

Part two of my election campaign should come out tomorrow!

MCA421 Day 1,091, 18:11

Vote for Quado! How can it be anyworse?

Stelawrat Day 1,091, 18:39

Too funny lol and super transparent! It's all the rage just now, transparency is. You really did make me laugh out loud. I don't know who you are. You better not be one of those wretches. heh

v&s

Kronos Q Day 1,091, 19:52

lol @ Dream Gate.
I guess Exalted Druid would be Kronos_Q SR then, no?

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