My PP Resignation [Lulz Filled Article]
Day 948, 01:50
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by Daks
Note: This article was published in "Rising Beta" (I still feel V2 beta sounds better.) It is some of my best work and must be placed into real eRep history and kept for all time among my Pantheon of articles. Some Good, some bad, some down-right ugly, but still this is my eLifes work and the best way to describe my place in eRep anneals of history.
My Fellow Americans I write to you today in a pit of shame. Minutes ago I resigned my presidency of the Vampire Slayers. I can assure you that I did not do this because I did anything wrong, after all I am not a crook. Nor was it because of the rumors that I had "sexual relations" with a that sultry woman, and if I did it was only in my head.
No my fellow Americans I did it because I had a more pressing matter one that required the utmost urgency. I have known about this for ages but I had neither the will nor the ability to do anything about it but now I do. What is it I speak of? Rhane
That is right over the years her appearance has changed from Squirrel to non-Squirrel. Even her genders come into question, I will now set forth to find out what is the true identity of this individual. I will subject ever fact to the utmost scrutiny, like any conspiracy theorist before me. This will be the greatest of endeavors since the Martians allied themselves with the Atlantians over the dispute of who was the rightful owner of the Bigfoot and Locke Ness Monster. And, No, the owners of the Yeti was never in question, it was all clearly stated in the divorce agreement between the Nazi's and the Penguins., the Penguins get the weekdays.
Anyway I will follow the great scientific process of all conspirators and make shit up. As of this moments The Facts are as follows:
Alee Ann is a Canadian. (Ha, rhymes)
Astra Kat G is in fact not a Cat. (Though she might dispute that.)
Chocolate McSkittles is not a Panda at least not a happy Panda and he is not made of chocolate despite popular belief. (It is uncertain as of yet, if he taste the rainbow.)
Eugene Harlot is in fact not a Harlot, by Wild West standards, no matter how many tricks he tries to turn. As for an outlaw, perhaps. (He does, however, poses the ability to sue the pants off of anyone.)
Scrabman, despite popular belief is not a Vulcan. He can, however, mind-meld with females of any species; and yes that is the euphemism he uses for sex. (And he too poses the power to sue your pants off. Also both use this power for good not evil.)
Acestriker1 makes the best apple pie you will ever taste. (And it's probably the last one you'll ever taste.)
Astra Kat G - Have you ever wondered what the G in her name stands for? If so, your an idiot. That is exactly what she wants you to do. I have found out the truth. I know her super secret middle na..............................
==The following picture has been brought to you by Vampire Slayers Inc.==
(If there was ever a great way to be assassinated, there she is.)
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My Fellow Americans I write to you today in a pit of shame. Minutes ago I resigned my presidency of the Vampire Slayers. I can assure you that I did not do this because I did anything wrong, after all I am not a crook. Nor was it because of the rumors that I had "sexual relations" with a that sultry woman, and if I did it was only in my head.
No my fellow Americans I did it because I had a more pressing matter one that required the utmost urgency. I have known about this for ages but I had neither the will nor the ability to do anything about it but now I do. What is it I speak of? Rhane
That is right over the years her appearance has changed from Squirrel to non-Squirrel. Even her genders come into question, I will now set forth to find out what is the true identity of this individual. I will subject ever fact to the utmost scrutiny, like any conspiracy theorist before me. This will be the greatest of endeavors since the Martians allied themselves with the Atlantians over the dispute of who was the rightful owner of the Bigfoot and Locke Ness Monster. And, No, the owners of the Yeti was never in question, it was all clearly stated in the divorce agreement between the Nazi's and the Penguins., the Penguins get the weekdays.
Anyway I will follow the great scientific process of all conspirators and make shit up. As of this moments The Facts are as follows:
Alee Ann is a Canadian. (Ha, rhymes)
Astra Kat G is in fact not a Cat. (Though she might dispute that.)
Chocolate McSkittles is not a Panda at least not a happy Panda and he is not made of chocolate despite popular belief. (It is uncertain as of yet, if he taste the rainbow.)
Eugene Harlot is in fact not a Harlot, by Wild West standards, no matter how many tricks he tries to turn. As for an outlaw, perhaps. (He does, however, poses the ability to sue the pants off of anyone.)
Scrabman, despite popular belief is not a Vulcan. He can, however, mind-meld with females of any species; and yes that is the euphemism he uses for sex. (And he too poses the power to sue your pants off. Also both use this power for good not evil.)
Acestriker1 makes the best apple pie you will ever taste. (And it's probably the last one you'll ever taste.)
Astra Kat G - Have you ever wondered what the G in her name stands for? If so, your an idiot. That is exactly what she wants you to do. I have found out the truth. I know her super secret middle na..............................
==The following picture has been brought to you by Vampire Slayers Inc.==
(If there was ever a great way to be assassinated, there she is.)
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