My Parliamanet Diary - Part 1, days 1-3

Day 585, 15:01 • Published in Serbia Hungary • by montaigne

Hi,

I am just in the middle of my most crazy eRep days, and I wish to share it with you guys.

Day 1.
I got the call to move to a region of Croatia, which cannot even be located on military maps. It has maybe 20 citizens, most of them dead. Cool.

There is no direct flight from the Urals, I have to change in the nearest and most convenient place: Lima / Peru. Next stop is deep countryside in eCroatia, Wind blows through the deserted cottage which was allocated to me and at my arrival two goats jumped out on the window. Spider nets everywhere. That’s it. I am sleeping on the floor, show up at the voting station and join the SDS party. Than I run away to the nearest place with Q5 hospital: NW Croatia. It is a First Class place.

Since it is state of war, it was not a problem to find a battlefield. Gosh…endless queue of fully equipped Croat and Atlantis soldiers are heading towards Slavonia.
I apologized my friends on the mibbit for what I need to do: I fought on the Croat side, so we did not loose by 1.000.000 but 1.000.300. That’s it, this wasn’t our day.

IRL, some fun with Serbian friends on mibbit and made a promise that we will come back and we will show who we really are…

Day 2.

Seeking for a job. Got it. Worked with 93 WP decently. Totally OK.

Change avatar...ofc...Papa Smurf the other option would be Smurfette, but it could be misinterpreted. So, better not. Papa Smurf is a safe choice.

Voting starts. I am calling by phone my double clicker friends one by one. I am explaining them how to get from SGP to that my Croat region, (Damn, I still cannot remember its name!). I am sending them 2 tickets (why should they come back to Hungary after all?), explaining them why do they have to change flight in Japan. 20 minutes each of them. OMG.

Wow, the battle is still active, let’s fight on the Croatian side. Second time I did not feel that bad…until I discover that there was an active RW battle as well. Too late. I cannot look into the mirror. Smame on me! Don’t tell to anybody!

Some IRL work, fun with my Serbian friends, and call the brain of the PEACE (rlazol). I am just begging on my knees for some hundreds of TO voters. He is insuring me that everything is under control, but the first 3000 voters usually have to decide the Hungarian domestic politics. Ouch… We are loosing places minute by minute…I have to explain to my Serbian friends, at 15.00 that „keep smiling, in 5 hours from now Hungarian special TO force will arrive. Trust me.” I know, I feel, that no one believes a word…

20.00 Hungarian TO army starts to show up, numbers of our congress seats are growing, growing, growing.

23.50 Going to bed.

Day 3.

00.10 Rlazol calls: .."What’s up? ” My wife is suspecting me of having a boyfriend or what. Who else would be calling at midnight? I am talking a bit confused; my wife is suspecting me even more…
CRO TO looks to be safe, but it looks like we sacrifice everything else but Ukraine for it.

I cannot sleep Looking to the regions, votes, places…again and again.
Although I am not in touch with Rlazol, I can see how he is playing with whole Atlantis. He is high class guy. Respect.

5:00 fall asleep.
8:30 Wake up. Leleeeeeee! I forgot to vote! I am on a wildcard place, hanging on the make or brake line. I go urgently back to the goat farm and vote.
8.54. The Serbs asked 10 tickets on mibbit. Damn, what have they done so far? These guys will live for 120 years.
8.55. Logout from character, login to org, sell gold, buy HUF, from HUF buy tickets, donate on the profile.
8.59. The Serbian padawan tells me that I could have been faster, he almost missed the vote. Hm…he is going to die as young…die from my hands…
9.00 Fall asleep
9.01 Rlazol calls: Congratulations Mr. Congressman!

I am watching the mibbit (where are my eyeglasses?) Luckily everywhere it is capital letters: POBEDA, GYŐZELEM!

I deserve some sleep while I am expecting for the Hungarian Government to provide me the black A6 Audi. Instead of it I get 15 eRep Golds out of which 10 are faked, so I need to learn how to write an eRep Ticket to the admins. Damn! I hate the paperwork!

Wow…My Friend List got larger with 30 names compared to yesterday.
On my mobile I also receive congratulations by SMS-es from Serbia.

And finally the first seriously looking PM is coming. It is less than an hour since I am a congressman and someone wants to bribe me with 500 Gold. Cool. If 500 Gold is the price in the deep countryside, how much could it be in Bruxelles?
I am turning to my Serbian colleagues with the story about the bribe attempt. They are surprised, since they did not get such an offer. One of them tells that maybe us, the Hungarians are looking more corruptible than they do.
I just wander to consider this statement as an insult and slap my congressman colleague, but I realize that he did not mean to offend me, he was just innocent, so I am ROFLOL.

First law proposals are coming. Cool stuff, finally real work comes. On my very first move I almost hit the RESIGN button. Geeee... That was tight!

Simple daily tasks are coming. I think my SMURF avatar does not help me find new friends in Croatia. My employer sacked me. That's it. On my next attempt on the job market I am pretty fast, and after applying for the job I WORK in a matter of few seconds and my new employer sacks me when it is already too late. I am fast like a flash.

RW fight, change location to NW Croatia, Hospital, healing.
Since I want to be a good soldier I have to use every opportunity to fight, so I am clicking on the Fight button as an idiot. Damn again! My wellness went down to 29! This is practically impossible, so I make a screenshot to show it to my friends. No problem, Q5 hospital, Q5 food and 10 gifts will pull up my wellness to 52.

22.15 I begin to write the diary.

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Papa Smurf
alias montaigne