My New Career
Pat McCrutch
This is the announcement that eAustralia has a new political journalist on the scene.
Yes, after being inspired by the beautiful sight of democracy in action within Australia's elections, I've decided to take eAustralians behind the scenes with:
-Polls
-Editorials
-Lies
-Phone hacking
The people of eAustralia will never have been more misinformed.
Stay in touch to fin😛
-An in depth analysis of each candidates budget
-A character assassination of the candidates that don't pay me money.
-Gossip that I've made up.
-A fold out poster of the hottest import to hit Australian shores, Dr Hugh Jardon.
Signing off,
Pat McCrutch, Voice of the ordinary eAustralian.
Comments
lol voted hard
Voted cus Pat
Pat❤Pat
Hahaha, oh man, I needed this 🙂
Voted!
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I may pay for that even though it is free.
Very excited to read what you write - more quality writing is what the community needs!
*Rubs hands together*
mmmmmm...sex scandals....
Yum
I'm looking more forward to the saucy fold outs!