My Name is Grev Per, and I want to Join YOUR Party
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by Grev Per
Hello there,
Nice of you to drop by. I suppose you're all wondering what I'm talking about and why you are reading this. Well its quite simple, I wish to be active in eSwedish politics. Personally I don't really care whether the party is left or right, libertarian or authoritarian, moderate or extreme.
I'll join any party who wants me. And by wants me, I mean is willing to bribe me. And by bribe me, I mean willing to pay more than other parties.
Here's what I offer, I'll join your party, and I'll actively write articles for it. (I decide when to write them, I decide what I write, and I decide how often I publish them, however I can be a prolific writer when I chose to be.)
What I want, I want to be the presidential candidate for your party. Nothing more. And if there actually are two parties who would be interested in that, I'll chose the one willing to give the most money.
The only condition is that you must represent one of the top 5 parties.
If this doesn't work, I'll join the HrBjorn's Fascist party. Do you really want more fascism in Sweden? If not, you better pay!
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The Swede is not a person. They know only greed and the snow. Pig disgusting...
Grev Per, just join Partiet http://www.erepublik.com/en/party/partiet-2892/1, the only bribe we offer is that with us you will keep your sanity.
Alatom, if I cared about sanity I would have done things differently a long time ago.
Turd Ferguson, agreed. I intend to remake them in my image.
braghhhbld too tiredz to go bribing danez right now.
What is wrong with fascism in a game?
Mazik, shutup, I'm trying to get paid.
WAKA WAKA EY EY
Go ahead and join HrBjorns Fascist party, i'm pretty sure he will be able to pay you handsomely in nude-pics of him in strange poses and with weird items stuck in places they shouldn't be ; )
Just kidding, choose whichever one you want. Everyone of them is gonna make you insane in the end anyway.
Maybe, if you do another video on youtube when you talk to the people, with a lot of green tuborg cans ofc.
Dude, you're ePolish... 😛
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Gamlingarna is 3-4 members from being a top 5 party. We dont care what our members want, think or write. We dont care if our members are active. And I'd be willing to make it our biggest concern to adopt the edanish constitution.
Also, we're apparently "center wing", which to me is a fascinating concept.
Yeah, i got polish cz since i don't want to see communist propaganda articles the first thing i see all over homepage.
Lol
Don't pay him, he will drink beer and smoke cigs for all the money!!!!!!
Alright Pink Freud, I'll join if I get to be your presidential candidate this month or the next. 🙂
Grevy, what is the word "or" doing in that last sentence?
Essentially I meant this upcoming election or the next.
and I'm saying for both these cases you might as well put the word "and" instead of "or".
Oh Grevvy... It's been a long time now dear friend!
I really can't emphasize enough that this guy will be the greatest asset ever to whichever party can afford him.
If it's for the possibility of making Grev Per president, I can join Gamlingarna to make it a top-5 party!