Join the new world

Okay, this is my first attempt at a newspaper and I am also publishing my manifesto along with this initial article. Ooooooohhh what a bold move! HAHA I say!

With that fiasco of an intro behind me I shall move on to introducing myself.

My name is Anti-Beelzebub, and this has been my online identity for quite some time now. I'm an RL Filipino. (just ask some Senators, you guys do call yourselves Senators now right? shoutout to Elyzza!) I've been going in and out of the country for some time now in order to level up and be somewhat of a military force when I permanently reside here in the Phils.

I initially planned to go to war in other countries as a measure to quickly level up and be eligible for congress then. I saw that a lot of competent people stepped up to the game and ran for congress. So I decided to just fight for a while since I knew the country was in good hands.

The 2nd time around that congress elections were coming up a movement was started which I took a part of. This movement ironically and lazily (IMHO) named "The Movement" was started in order to look after newer countries which were to be PTOed like ours druing the SGV era. NoKor or North Korea was the targeted country. The movement wasn't very successful as more competent anti-PTO movements and PTO squads moved in at the last second and caught the group by surprise. I no longer know what is happening as there hasn't been any new word of what the group aims to do.

I decided to then focus on the Philippines instead. I wasn't a lawmaker so I decided to help the country by investing in it privately. Initially my plan was to garner enough profits in order to support an OFW campaign which my org would privately fund. This way people would still be amused by leveling up in other countries while still having ties back to the Philippines just in case other events like another SGV or an upcoming war would befall the country.

This too fell prey to my newbness. Haha. I got undercut by DoHA foods and other companies recently and now my company no longer makes the 5-10 peso profit it makes daily (on another note I make more when I'm working abroad). I've resigned it to selling the rest of it's stock in order for me to just breakeven with the initial investment in grain I've put into it.

This is why I am running for congress now. I firmly believe that private investors like me should be able to go into business and not be swiftly cut from under it's knees. I also want to work closely with government owned businesses so as to still be able to implement my plan of an OFW org supporting some of our eFilipinos while still being patriotic and would come back to the country when their country needs them.

I end with this particularly funny clip that Taylor Swift aka T-shizzle made for my campaign 😛
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hu0Jr8wyHk
EDIT: I don't know how to link! Just copy and paste for now! Hahahaha

P.S. I don't know how people will take this. This is my opinion and as such may or may not be correct but it does reflect my perspective. As a general note people's opinions must be taken with a grain of salt. Or if you want to be particularly salty today the entire jar. Whatever makes you happy 😛


Ciao,
Anti-Beelzebub