My Intentions, and Her's As Well

Day 386, 18:10 • Published in USA Bulgaria • by Jewitt

May I open today’s issue with a simple quote:
“AlI we’re saying, is that after we kill all those damned Frenchies, we just give peace a chance.” – John Lennon to The News Sentinel.

Break, then Center

When I logged in today, I was pumped and ready to throw some Q1 weapons in a giant pile and answer those questions legitimately, when I found out that everyone was on a one-day break. I like this idea, as it allows us to rest up, but businesses have to also wait and the Jews don’t like to wait.

Nonetheless, I have a feeling that by Saturday we shall be dining [or throwing weapons in a diner] in Paris. Obviously, Thursday will bring the Siege of Center, and then on to the heartland. I fear, however, that we may not be the country to occupy Paris. If not, I would completely endorse a Cold War-esque stand-off. It would be more exciting if Spain was Russia and we were USA. It would just be boring if Russia was Canada or UK. I also think it would be fun if Indonesia-Brazil took out Argentina, despite the Spanish Tank Battalions crossing oceans at a moment’s notice. Now that’s logistical superiority! It would give us a reason to leave Europe to implode, as it usually does, and claim all of the Americas as united [States of America].

I believe it is the intentions of all eAmericans to occupy Paris, and hold it well! Speaking of intentions...

My Intentions

Are to ask her out to a cheap date to Puleo’s Italian Grille and then hopefully not impregnate her. I also intend to run for Congress for the December 2008 elections to be held on the 25th. My platform is a simple one: I don’t plan to dick off.

Now, that seems absurd of a congressional candidate to say, but it comes with merit. I had such high hopes at the beginning end of November with Zudak [L-TN] being our congressman in Tennessee. Unfortunately, he has done little to nothing when it comes to the post. He “planned” to update the Tennessee wiki, which I have done and revised and kept updated. He also has seldom appeared on the eUSA off-site forums, which is where all of the congressional debates are held. So we have a silent unacting congressman, and I can’t stand it.

This is not meant to be a smear ad, nor a hate campaign, but it is a campaign to get awareness that we need an active congressman that dedicates daily posts; one which I already do. Tennessee IRL is not represented by active voices, and in eRepublik this is no exception. I am setting out to change that.

Here, formally, I announce my intentions to run for the Congressional Seat of the Tennessee District, under the United Constitutionalists Party. Some key points:
1. Active daily.
2. Known voice on the rizon #us channel.
3. Voiced in opinions.
4. Pledges to participate in every bill’s discussion via eUS Forums.
5. Will actively pursue the views of Tennessee residents in decision making.
6. Not a believer of the Pakistani-deity Dio.
7. Is an avid critic of Lewdaism / Sects.
8. Is Jewish.

On this platform, I hope to represent Tennessee in Congress and abroad. If you have any doubts about my abilities, experiences, or views, just remember: Jewitt can do it.

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On the 25th of December, don’t vote based on what party the candidates are on. Look to see if they have a platform link near their names. If they don’t, they won’t be active or do their job. If they cannot sit down for ten minutes to type up a formidable platform, then I doubt they will dedicate the hours to arguing over bills.

Vote up if you liked this article and past ones. You may, one day in the future, feel good for doing so. If you think you may forget you voted this up, subscribe so you’ll have a reminder. No one’s perfect, sometimes I even forgot when I voted my own articles ups. We’re all human.

Go watch the video for “Indestructible” by Disturbed. It’s good for when you’re killing those French and eating frog legs. Here is my preferred playlist: Hells Bells (AC/DC), My Frankenstein (Alice Cooper), Beautiful People (Marilyn Manson), Deny (Disturbed), Riot (Three Days Grace), Papercut (Linkin Park), 10,000 Fists (Disturbed). I swear, they add to your effective damage in battle.

Go find an eBaby and throw it at a eWall. You’ll feel better.

-Jewitt, Chief Editor