My First Speech as President
Rican
Hello… and thank you ALL so much for your support and not least of all for your votes.
First, I want you to know that this term will be all about transparency. What the government knows, you will know. There will be no secrets (unless it is a matter of Swiss national security).
In this atmosphere of transparency I have decided to disclose everything our government knows about UFOs. It is true that an alien spaceship has crashed and has been held in Roswell, New Mexico, USA. Two alien beings were captured alive and one remains alive to this day. Switzerland is one of the countries that has been funding this multi-national project.
I have some photos of the beings, but some of these are not for the faint of heart so go no further if you are squeamish about such things.
You may notice an absence of genitalia and yeah… wtf is that all about ? The only earth foods the alien will eat is Nutella and chocolate supplied by our own Switzerland.
Your government will keep you informed of any future developments.
Second… I want to inform you about our presidential cabinet. These are people that have been handpicked from our loyal patriots. If any reader wants to help us please contact me or one of the Vice Presidents. In particular we need Ambassadors to represent Switzerland in foreign countries. If you have an interest in a particular country or you can speak the language of that country, please contact the Director of Embassies, Hoffman12.
Switzerland is a small country. We count on our friends around the world for support.
That is why being an Ambassador is so important. It is an important international position and we need your help.
January Cabinet
All of our cabinet members are available to you by in-game message. In addition you can feel free to visit my office for a personal meeting.
Lastly, I want to tell you that I am very proud to be your Country President and that this truly will be a mandate of openness and transparency. Furthermore, I promise to work my ass off for you and to make certain that my cabinet members do the same.
Thank you so very much,
Rican
Let's play the game with respect...and for fun!
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Comments
I repeat... I am very proud to be your Country President
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Good luck Rican o7
good luck!
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Vote! Good Luck!
Article is great, and once more congratulations! 🙂
However, I need to say that UFO's are nothing else then product of USA.
;maybe.... but the nutella and the chocolate is ours. : P
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GL o7
congratz and good luck o7
..o7 cheers!
Congrats from Bulgaria ! o7
For the nutella and the swiss chocolate! : D
Hail Toblerone! Hail Lotus Black! Hail Switzerland! \o/
Congratz from eBelgium : )
Romanian PTOers are cowards !
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Hilarious
Congratulations Rican! And best wishes!
Hope this cabinet will bring a new sunrise for Switzerland!
Did I miss a Romulan invasion while being away by any chance?
best first speech ever! : D
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Congratz \o/
Hail Toblerone! Hail Lotus Black! Hail Switzerland! \o/ x2
Good luck Rican o7 x2
We are all engaged to do our best for our country. Long Live Free Switzerland !
love it
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Good luck ; )
I lol'd
GL Rican
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~hyuu~
Rican has both a transparent desk & chair! Will this term be so transparent that the CP will sign all agreements with invisible ink? Also multiple State visits will be possible simultaneously. I can almost hear the conversation between Swiss Security and Sec. of State Tenshibo of the eUS at the White House just before they enter the Oval Office. Tenshibo: "Are you sure he's actually here? I don't see anyone!" Swiss Security official: "Oh yes! Rican is most definitely here." (Muffled snickers from other Swiss Security.) "He is the 'transparent' CP this month."
I am also wondering if Rican will be using the facilities down the hall from the CP's office or simply using the ficus tree in the big pot over in the corner of his office? This transparent presidency is quite an exciting event to be sure!
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ah. I always new my alien genes were responsible for my undying love for Nutella and swiss chocolate.
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GL in the month ahead Rican. Voted.
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Good luck to Rican and my other compatriots!
as previous King of this great nation I support this democratic elecction of Rican! 😃
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