Aah finally I get to write my whack articles
Who am I?
Hard to sum it up since I surprise myself by learning new things about myself each day
Thank you Ireland for accepting me. Now, this is the last time I would address Ireland as an external entity.
If I am in Ireland, it means I am as much Irish as you are. I pledge my allegiance to Ireland. My loyalty is to this team. So I don’t need any preferential treatment. But if you want to pamper me with nice messages, please go ahead
I like making new friends and I like learning new things. I blend in easily and I’m a quick learner. (Gosh sounds like I’m writing a bloody résumé.)
Also I think I know some of you devils already from my shout feed
I have to thank ChewChewShoe for making me come here. I had my heart set on Nigeria after looking at the giraffes but Chew convinced me that Ireland would suit me better. Chew is bro! I know Chew from a long time and I know that he has a mischievous side but he can be very intelligent. I can spot a real smarty miles away.
He would totally excel with proper support. Chew told me his vision. He has great dreams for Ireland, to bring glory that Ireland truly deserves. I like such projects. Let us do it!
Ireland is stunning.
Why am I here?
I need a new home and I am here to help you all to make Ireland stronger and turn it into a big empire. Okay I know what you are thinking… I lack ambition. Let me try again…
I am here to help you all make Ireland the strongest and the biggest empire in the whole world.
The “how” doesn’t matter yet. We will, you and I, figure that out.
I have a theory having seen some small countries. I don’t know the internal politics of Ireland yet. So I reserve my comment on that. So my theory is that,
“Small countries remain small because they think small.”
These countries have had the perfect opportunities to become something great but a few selfish narcissists, they just spoil the whole thing. The enemies are usually within. They don’t take responsibility, don’t take risks and then blame the other countries, the sun, the moon, the stars, the tooth fairy, Santa, the God, me, etc.
Warning: Here come the wise rants:
Petty minds, saboteurs, malevolent two-faced degenerates who invade someone’s personal space, unethical imbeciles with delusions of grandeur, desperate wannabes who fail to realize that this is just a game, pseudo-diplomats who are nothing but boot-licking sycophants, unfunny losers who think they are hilarious, pathetic unevolved uncouth delinquents who drag their RL hatred into the game, incompetent idiots who kill the community with their lack of personality, immature narrow minded retards with the rational faculties of a German Shepherd, megalomaniacal mediocre non-entities who ruin it for everybody with their tantrums, hopeless backstabbers who think they are Machiavellis, utterly useless jingoists who sit on their ar5e making multis…
There is nothing else on erep that will kill a community faster than these multis. It is painful enough to put up with one of these woebegone untalented profiles. They want to have multiple accounts as well.
A lesson in Math: Anything multi-plied by zero is still a ZERO.
Any moron can make multis, nothing remotely great in it whatsoever!
Now if my fellow Irish friends are wondering what I’m talking about... Well in the past, I’ve seen that retarded part of erepublik.
Keyboard warriors who sit behind their computers and resort to ad hominem attacks because reasoning with logic is something completely foreign to their pea sized brains which also incidentally happens to be the size of their d1cks.
It is also funny how I receive lectures on morality from people that are the most morally bankrupt.
But you see, ultimately IDGAFF:
Ok, I am done
Back to pleasant things,
To the ones that joined today, the Dio Prophet will shortly be in touch with you. Get your forum registration done my lovelies
Btw, Dio Makso sends his regards to Ireland. Yeah, Makso is the rugged, sloshed version of Max McFarland.
Alright let us all have fun, be creative and different! Add me everyone and I think I like Ireland already
Educate me about your rules and procedures and I’ll be a good girl. Give me something to do. I’ll start at the bottom as I should. Make me the janitor or the cleaner. Let me cleanse your souls lol jk
Lots of love ,
(The Dio Empress and eIrish citizen)
PS: If you are going WTF, I’m just getting started mehehe \/
What is this?You are reading an article written by a citizen of eRepublik, an immersive multiplayer strategy game based on real life countries. Create your own character and help your country achieve its glory while establishing yourself as a war hero, renowned publisher or finance guru.