My Fellow Americans

Day 1,310, 12:50 • Published in USA United Kingdom • by Mr Woldy



Some background reading although I use the term loosely.

Boy did it take me a while to get to Texas. American regions are hard to find!

ITT I'm going to discuss the state of our fine country just for the hell of it.

Now, as most of you know, I'm a native-born Briton. As you also know, the British are our enemies because, as Americans, we have serious inferiority complexes due to the quick inflation of our ego over the past 300 years, and the shocking absence of cultural significance and military success. to boot. It's simple energy transfer: Boyle's Law of Thermodynamics. We all learned it in Kindergarten. No surprise, but it's maddeningly annoying to anyone who wishes to converse with us. Nevertheless, we continue. In the game, we've learned how to ignore countries with similar problems, such as the Canadians.


brb wendy’s.



Now let's talk about the president. As we know, our President and their administration serves as our largest paperweight in our democratic republic/oil empire. The Apollo program, for example, only cost us 22.7 Billion Dollars. Talk about cosmic! And let us not forget how we got screwed over in ‘Nam in the 70's. Dohohoho, good times.

But enough bullcrap, let's get back to eRepublik.

This country loves alliances. There is no country ever in the history of eRepublik that's ruled more Alliances than my country, the internet United States. And just like all civilized countries, the USA leaves them all. Because, as we all know, Alliances are created for the benefit of us (usually to RW our regions), joined by others as a sign of fealty, and then disposed of by the first party whenever it gets in the way of other things. PigInZen got the US out of EDEN in 2010, and in the coming month, the US people will get their country out of this annoying little Terra Alliance, It's the American way.

All in all, I'm excited to be in a new country, and I can't wait to see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into here.

DON'T WORRY AMERICA, YOUR SAVIOUR IS HERE.