My Erep Cellphone

Day 1,002, 04:35 • Published in South Africa South Africa • by Krimpiekat

Sitting around on IRC, joking about cellphone ringtones gave me this *IDEA*

So I decided to go through my music library and find a song that match some characteristic of a person. If I had their number on my phone, these would be their ringtones:

Admin: Sevendust - Clueless http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIY6SSxTruA

Cyberwitch: Santana - Black Magic Woman http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaKnRUfh_5I

LutanF/Dreamer_KF: Alien Ant Farm - Smooth Criminal http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDl9ZMfj6aE

JP: Disturbed - Avarice http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI6-Udi7by0

Ronell: Martha Wainwright - The Traitor http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqVy0Az6XAk

Gabriel_Borien: KiddKain - Marijuana Soldier http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmq_rMd2Cno

Chucker: Johnny Rivers - Secret Agent Man http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iaR3WO71j4

Amun nefer: Stanfour - Desperate http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwPv9vvtI6k

Marines: Dire Straits - Brothers In Arms http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu4oy1IRTh8

Airborne: Gojira - From the sky http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbGT5XOl380

HisAirness: Beatles - Fool on the Hill http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIsou0IRIQU

Ajay: Radiohead - Creep http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFtw8G5nSI4

Max: Rhett & Link - The BBQ song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ubTQfr_tyY

Frank Furglar: Johnny Cash - A boy named Sue http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M89c3hWx3RQ

Allen Webster: Limp Bizkit - Keep Rollin' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYRcMyTJUEM

Cheesebreath: Aerosmith - Dude looks like a lady http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE&feature=av2n

Ryan Dagari: Celine Dion & Paul Anka - It's Hard to Say Goodbye http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmtmwMiaDZM

Jaccil: Ozzie Osborne - Paranoid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w0O8u7Fh6s

Daniel Ender: Evanescence - Everybody's Fool http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u55fpsbzAfk

Darcy: AC/DC - Born to be wild http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNz97ILtwqc

Knickerball: Nirvana - Old Age http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRFYdtC5IuE

They are in no particular order nor are there any particular meaning attached to them except that it was the first song I associated with the particular name at the time.
You don't like my choice? Then suggest a better one or get lost. It's my phone 😃