My Day In Pictures
Jon Malcom
Hey America,
I'm staying home today and I thought why not show some of the things that I have done. Let's be honest, most of the news is either funny or depressing. Unless of course Pizza (16 star general of the North American Continent mind you) is writing and then it's so depressing that it's funny to watch like that Friday song.
1.I woke up and ate some chicken nuggets. Checked Erepublik.
2. These are my feet. Yes I know, they have Conan O Brien pasty whiteness mixed with Borat's hairiness.
3. Remember the episode where Ryan gets pepper sprayed by Dwight and Darryl wants a promotion...yeah this is it.
4.Checked on the eUS Mentor Job...thought about working.
I'll get back to you in a few months. Just kidding.
5. Checked Facebook and looked up Josh Whitehead's status. Happy 7-11 day!
6. Everyday I'm shuffling....
7. This is that moment where usually people post those adorable puppies but I decided to post the Rat Terrier named Abbie. I swear she has no off button. I drugged her water just to get her to stay still for a second...
8. She is only 9 months old.
9. Checked the mail for my check from the admin. Nothing yet.
10. It looks beautiful but it's about 100 degrees. So it sucks actually.
11. Looked at Geo Metro/Suzuki Swift. Yes it's lame but it get 40mpg.
Can you tell I bought it used?
12. Talked to Whitehead. Like a boss on Skype.
13. Before shaving...
14. During shaving...sidenote: I had my cut short a few weeks back because it's so damn hot out here. I don't usually have it that short.
15. All finished...
16. Compose love song for Bia Pandora. Check.
17.
Write this article and take picture of it.
18.
Fill out survey and be totally honest...
19.
Laugh at the inane ramblings of today...yes I looked inane up...
Tell me what you guys think.
Should I do more?
Comments
No animals were harmed in the making of this article.
Lol.
Very nice man!
AWESOME. Best Malcom article ever.
quality.
LMAO epic
Awesome!
eRepublik == collective boredom. Thanks for showing us that your boredom is about the same as ours.
PIZ never wrote me a love song 🙁
I didn't get my check from admin either. :/
sue him bia
FABULOUS!
Epic!
great article
very original too
what piginzen said 🙂
that's awesome
do more articles like this.... its cool : D
Damn it, I wish i was paid in gum :/
This is the Jon Malcom we all want to see... just maybe not so close up!
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This doesn't look like a "Women of eRep" article.
You've tricked us! RAAWRRR!
You had me at nuggets. ❤
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inb4Pizzareportsfornonereptopic
totally eReborelik content.
didn't make me fell any less an addict, but comforted knowing there are others.
Those are some ugly feet homie 😛
Good to know I'm not alone in the vast fields of eReboredom
Nice pics
Abbie has the longest legs I've ever seen on such a small pup. I hope you have a good sized place cause I have a feeling she is going to be one beautiful big dog!
Sweet article!
Lol voted
Inanemaxxxxx!!!
"Inane" is buzzwordworthy, apparently, better start using it before it becomes too mainstream 😃