Multiple Choice (choose carefully)
Homer J Simpson
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I chose:
D) Touch your penis
I didn't put in an option for you to touch my genetals
stfu and show dick
D. Keep Calm and Carry On.
true dat
I chose:
D) Touch your penis
I'm more concerned about the child that's been turned into a tree, and the strange creature crouching ready to attack in the middle of the background.
D. Have an intriguing and enlightening conversation with the girl while she is in the ground and become close friends through the bond of knowledge, and then leave her there anyways to go eat some bacon.
A. Pull Her Out
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D) Touch your penis (TemujinBC choice, best choice)
I chose:
D) Touch your penis
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mahoomaxxxx
I chose:
D) Touch your penis
I thought the best option was supposed to be follow the white rabbit and take the red pill. In this case, I'd say don't do any drugs and walk away.
I chose:
D) Touch your penis
Clearly D) Touch your penis
E) Take her freakishly white pantie hose/stockings and leave her to her impending doom of being eaten by a bear. Then use them to make creepy sock puppets and put on shows for little children.
Oooooookkkkkkk......everybody slowly back away. Don't make eye contact
Bears, Beats, Battlestar gallactica
Option d) Rape her!
Too Soon bro, too soon
substitute "her" with "it" and "C" should be: Alternate A) and 😎
Then you don't need D) 😃
I chose:
D) Touch your penis
I would have to say that is the best bike rack invented
Steal her shoes.
D)
Eat the rabbit.
Save a foot for good luck XD
Why is everyone wanting to touch Homer's penis? Am I missing something here?