Mr. Harlot Goes To Washington
Eugene Harlot
My Fellow Americans and citizens of the State of Karnataka:
I am running for Congress.
Before I discuss my qualifications, I'll answer the first question many of you may be wondering:
Why the hell would I do this?
The answer is simple. I have seen Congress from the outside for a long time. I have worked with them as a member of the Select Committee on Intelligence and with drafting military budgets. I've debated many of these issues with them already, made friends, allies and foes and I know that I can bring that experience and my leadership to halls of Congress as I have done in the Department of Defense and West Wing.
Proven Leadership and Record of Activity
The litany of my achievements in this game are well known to many but I won't presume that every voter knows me. Below are just a few of my accomplishments and positions within the eUSA:
Military
Commandant of the eUS Marines
Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Advisor to the Joint Chiefs of Staff
eUS Representative to Atlantis
Member of EDEN Military Council
Member of the EDEN Mobile Corps
Executive Branch
Advisor to 6 eUS Presidents on Policy and Foreign Relations
Member of Committee on drafting Fortis Treaty
Legislative Branch
Select Committee on Intelligence
Participated in drafting of numerous budgets, primarily the military budgets
I have for over a year participated in the highest level discussions regarding military policy, foreign policy, Mutual Protection Pact selection, EDEN Alliance discussions, treaty drafting and discussions and I ran the eUS military for most of last year. I have the experience to lead, the experience to listen and the experience to be a valuable, active and contributing member of the eUS Congress.
Thank you to Cromstar, Joe DaSmoe and the leadership of the Democratic Republicans for endorsing my candidacy.
If you reside in Karnataka, I would be honored if you would vote for me on Election Day.
Eugene Harlot
Candidate for eUS Congress
for the State of Karnataka
Comments
Harlot for Karnataka
Vote for Eugene Harlot! Make the greatest living eAmerican a little bit greater.
OH SHI--
OH GOD MY EYES
We <3 you Harlot!
HARLOT IS GOD! VOTE FOR HIM!
Also, next you BETTER run for President 😃
Harlot can into POTUS!!
Surprise of the century.
So voted, bro.
Yeah what Max VW said
Best of luck Harlot!
I just jizzed in my pants.
My computer crashed due to the dangerously high level of Win in this article.
Hells yes! Let the coup d'etat begin. Harlot doesn't even need votes, he simply takes the seat of power of his choice.
I'm a resident of Karnataka, and I strongly endorse this message.
GO GO GO HARLOT!
Vote
harlot=god
Max😞rich) Jesus
Harlot can into politics? 😮
No need to run, you've already won.
Harlot can into Congress!
I could've sworn the eUS Military frowned on military officers running for office and would oust them from their positions in the past...
Helllllllllllllllllllllllll yes!
GET'EM, HARLOT! >😃
Dreadnuts, I've been retired as an officer for some time. You are correct. I am transferring to the National Guard.
Harlot has already won.
Awesome.
Weren't you retired when I was still around Harlot? XD
I'm moving Harlot-land.
I request campaign limericks.
The admins need to find a way to make Eugene Harlot able to be POTUS and a Congressman at the same time...
WIN!!!!
"There was a man from Camelot,
His name was Eugene Harlot,
He fried a fish
In a Mexican Dish
And the we all laughedalot"
You win sir!
I support this.
Who is this Harlot character? Honestly, they'll let any yahoo run for Congress these days!
Harlot = Greatest Living Emerickan
THE GENERALISSIMO!!!!!!!!!!!
I voted so hard.
Hell just froze over...
Yay!!!
Go Harlot! <3
USA could use a man like you in Congress.
Harlotmaxx!
Harlot doesn't need votes. He wins just by arriving.
First step for President Harlot
I'm not sure you'll be able to live up to your reputation if you join congress.
Awesome. This should be fun. 🙂
Harlot FTW !
Harlot doesn't need to run, he can just storm in.
🙂