Moral to the story

Day 1,477, 12:57 • Published in South Africa Australia • by Don Vin
The teacher gave an assignment to her fifth grade class : Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved.

But then the teacher realized that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share?'

''Yes ma'am. My Daddy and Mommy are both in eSouth African Armed Forces, My daddy told me a story about Mortalbeta my Mommy.

Mommy who is in Assegai , Once during the indo-SA War and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.



She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Indo troops.

She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife,till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Indo Scam with her bare hands.



''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher.

'What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?
"Stay away from Mommy when she's drunk."