Monsieur Guillontine for Congress! (August 2012)
Monsieur Guillontine
Salut madams and monsieurs,
That's right! I am running for Congress this month, and yes, I am ready to claim my throne in Graubunden.
Why you should vote for me:
1. I speak French better than French people
2. I give people free baguettes
3. I have character: my name is misspelled
What I will do as an elected Congressman:
1. Legalize marijuana
2. Use federal funds to build French bakeries
3. Make French the official language of Switzerland
On a serious note though, I do strongly feel that I have all the qualities and talents needed to be an excellent Congressman.
I have served as:
- Country President for 3 terms
- Vice President for 3 terms
- Minsiter of Foreign Affairs for 4 terms
- Chairman of Congress for 4 terms
- Congressman for 10 terms
- Party President for 12 terms
I really don't see what more there is to prove about my capabilities. I know that some of you don't care about experience though, so to appeal to you other folks, here's an added bonus. If I receive the most votes out of all the other Congress candidates, I promise all of you that I will marry the one and only, Rican. So remember my fellow druggy buddies, make the right choice, and VOTE for Monsieur Guillontine!
Let's fight. Fight for peace.
Peace out,
Monsieur Guillontine
President of the Swiss Peace Party
Comments
Let's fight. Fight for peace.
Vote for Monsieur Guillontine!
Good luck my friend.
you are an asset to any government.
I support this message!!
Good luck !
Good Luck from France !
Good luck for ePoland 🙂
bonne chance !!
Good luck ! : D
gl
\o/ BRING BACK THE SSS \o/
Though I really can't share your enthusiasm for French, MG is awesome!
You have to mention what jobs you had in the past 😛
i agree with jhunter, im not that happy with the french.
😑
but gl. xD