Momment of truth for Sweden
Lerdeif
It's early days of a new year and a new beginning for those of us who need one. Wether its quitting the cigarettes, getting in shape or being more kind to our relatives, its a time for effort and action towards becomming a better human being.
But during the last 24 hours, the majority of the swedes have been using all of their energy on a huge fight over the destiny of currently occupied Denmark. A fight characterised by intolerance and anger - two primitive emotions that are so rarely observed in the usually open-minded swedes. There can be no doubt anymore. We are experiencing an outbreak of danish disease on swedish soil.
This calls for immidiate action! The quarantine of Hovedstaden and the rest of sjælland needs to be set in place now. And the worst cases on the outside have to be deported to this isolated zone under danish flag.
Soderberg and a few other swedish-born citizens have regrettably already been contaminated beyond cure and need to be evicted to ground zero: Hovedstaden. There they should be forced to live among the danes - as danes - permanently. But as the danes seems to cherish ignorance and the other flaws of those individuals, this experience might very well lead sick Soderberg to his first presidency.
No matter what the momment of truth has arrived. Now the men in power need to make up their minds about the future of the swedish empire, before it's corrupted to the bone. I pray that you follow my advice. Otherwise I fear that the danish disease will consume every last one of you.
Curious about the danish disease? Read the two previous articles on the matter:
First article - Sweden makes a crucial mistake
Second article - Toothpaste shows tactical genius
Comments
This makes about 5 anti-danish articles TODAY. Your second article today. If your last article isn't on the front page it's either because nobody gives a damn or because YOU WRITE TOO MANY ARTICLES! You don't need to publish stuff as soon as you write it you know. If it's not urgent, save it for the next day.
Dear Algaroth
It saddens me that even a veteran as yourself fail to keep above pointless comments like your last. Furthermore you seem to lack the ability to fully understand the "tone" of my writing and worst of all; keep your emotions out of this wonderful eWorld.
I write to entertain myself and whoever might find my articles humorous or provocative, not to hit the "front page" as a top voted. If that was my intention, my articles would be much more similar to Sodbergs last - Rough and direct like the tabloid newspapers.
But thank you for your parental advice.
FINALLLYYYYY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO