MoFA news november.

Day 1,084, 15:40 • Published in Denmark Denmark • by Udenrigsministeriet

Hi all, here's the monthly update on all the fun we're having at the MoFA office 🙂

Newspapername
In last issue, we urged you all to come up with a better name for this newspaper. Since cat burglars have stolen all our mail, we would like you to re-post your brilliant suggestions, and any new ones, in the comment section.



Ambassadors
Since we've opened our beautiful borders, and started exporting firepower to Asia, it would be quite nice with weekly reports from ambassadors. Since this will burden our already hardworking ambassadors, they'll now actually get paid 20 DKK each week, if they so wish 🙂

On the subject of ambassadors, have you ever wondered what's going on in the east, in the land of our simple-minded? If so, now's your chance to score the pleasure of being Danish ambassador in Sweden. Act now, before you miss this opportunity of a lifetime. (Small professional tip, it's much more easy to understand drunk people after a couple of beers or a bottle of snaps.)

Lastly, if you have an itch for exploring uncharted countries like Thailand, Taiwan or somewhere else important, feel free to apply for ambassadorship 🙂



An apology
The original draft for this article was handed over to an intern, who managed to introduce the draft to a maculator. The blessed child of this union is now awaiting assembly in the dungeons of Kronborg along with the intern, and will hopefully be posted once the assembly is done.