Ministry of Media Report Day 1,228
Vincent Garibaldi
Domestic News
War
-A peace settlement has been agreed to by China, North Korea, and Japan with American mediation, and pressure from both Terra and EDEN.
-North Korea is expected to cut off the Chinese advance, with an end of war between China and Japan following. RW's will return Chinese occupied regions to Japan, while the NK-Japan war is expected to remain open and allow Japan to retake its NK occupied regions by (agreed upon) conquest.
Obituaries
-Former Congressman, yellow journalist, and pedophiliac furry Hitoshi Makoto died in bed this morning. A 14-year-old ladyboy prostitute alerted authorities of the death. Police have announced that no foul play is suspected. He is survived by 3 loyal cats, and 2 (suspiciously attractive) ladyboys.
Presidential Elections
-The only two announced candidates are incumbent Alfred Ball, and known Canadian Yonsil. A thread for questions has been opened on the forums here.
International News
Juctice in the New World
-Temp bans were given to both Alexis Bonte and George Lemnaru for excessive trolling of citizens.
-Plato also received a ban. When asked why Plato received the ban, admins replied, "Because we can."
The alliance formerly known as NWO
-NWO has officially changed its name to ONE, sharing the name with one of the least effective alliances to ever grace the new world.
Game News
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
-The war module has officially changed to an influence by time method.(Read More)
New Resources
-Admins have announced that they will be implementing a new resource in eRepublik later tonight. The PIG resource will be implemented in both Spain and Sweden initially. It will provide a -10% hygiene malus.
300 sucks
-The ability to recover 500 health per day from food has been provisionally extended to 23:59 on day 1,230. Many suspect that the change will be made permanent, but no announcement has yet been made.
Links
Military and Citizen Orders
eJapan Forums
eJapan IRC: irc.rizon.net #eNippon
eJapan IRC Mibbit link (In case you don't have an IRC client) (Seriously even Hitoshi showed up, you have no excuse.)
Comments
Woot! We won the war! (kind of)
Voted and Subbed!
Please vote this too
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/new-changes-in-the-military-module-amp-cromanian-bb-1730403/1/20
New changes in the military module and about the need of a Cromanian BB
Voted. lol @ the pig resource.
voted.
Vincent's article is always informative and useful.
Lets conquer Spain for robbing pigs lol
no mention of me leaving japan? This brings me many manly tears that nobody cares about my presence; I will never return !!!! ;_____;
(jkimacomebackeventually,sorrytodisappointyou)
lol