Ministry of Foreign Affairs - Govt of eIndia [Objectives & Updates]

Day 2,941, 14:04 • Published in India India • by SpaceMonkey.11
Greetings, citizens o/

Wise men always advise against handing a monkey a rifle, but ohbloodyhell, they gave me a whole ministry!
Let's just stick to the fact that it's only a silly metaphor or something....

As the newly appointed MoFA, on behalf of Ministry of Foreign Affairs eIndia, I welcome everyone to the new presidential term.

I'm glad to have been assigned alongside vMoFA Aleksandar Djurdjevic and vMoFA Lord Aragorn99 to manage eIndia's diplomatic relations and policies, with Dictator Pizzarayne joining in as an advisor. I would like to thank CP Bombay bomb to assemble a team with such a great potential and caliber.

Keeping up with the essence of our legendary policy of Exotic Affairs, initiated by our beloved tyrant Pizzarayne and the stoned demi-god & 2-time CP Bholenath, I've laid out few serious codes for my department to comply with.

Yep, I'm gonna go all bureaucratic on your arse.










"When diplomacy ends, war begins" - tweet by Adolf Hitler





Mission
To promote eIndia's political and economical interests via effective diplomacy, and enhance security as well as sustainable development of our enation.

Our Values
- Loyal allegiance to the CP, Dictator and the people of eIndia.
- Contribute efficiently to our mission.
- Maintain democratic and transparent culture of the office.
- Coordinated teamwork to achieve objectives.
- Honour good partnership among friendly nations.

Objectives
- Establish a clear political position of our state's interests among our partners.
- Honour and maintain the status quo with our foreign partners, as initiated by the previous government.
- Provide strategic support to deepen our foreign relations.
- Dedication to resolve political problems arising due to international affairs.
- The country of eIndia has historically attached special importance to our relations with Bulgaria and Macedonia, so we'll work towards enhancing our unique trilateral cooperation.



Latest Update - The IND-BG-MKD-CRO No-Aggression Pact (NAP) Agreement








Thanks to the previous government's efforts of clearing the clouds of uncertainty and paranoia over eIndia's lands, we were able to settle on a No Aggression Pact with Bulgaria, Macedonia and Croatia.

All the four nations had agreed to make the decision of renewal of this agreement every month by our respective governments. The conditions of the deal are as follows -

- All four nations agree to respect the division of regions and hereby sign a local Non-Aggression Pact. Resistance Wars in one party's rented regions will not be supported by the other three.

- India agrees to lease out her regions Jammu & Kashmir (Fruit), Northern India (Fish), Uttar Pradesh (Fruit), Orissa (Deer) & Chattisgarh (Cattle) to Bulgaria. Bulgaria agrees to pay a rent of 65,000 cc per month (15k cc for each Bonus regions and 10k cc for each non-bonus ones.) The rent shall be donated monthly to the CP/Dictator of India.

- India agrees to lease out her regions Karnataka (Fruit), Andhra Pradesh (Sand), Kerala (Lime), Tamil Nadu (Clay), Bengal (Grain) & Bihar (Cattle) to Croatia. Croatia agrees to pay a rent of 60,000 cc per month (10k cc for each region.) The rent shall be donated monthly to the CP/Dictator of India.

- India agrees to lease out her regions Gujarat (Fruit), Maharashtra (Fruit) & Madhya Pradesh (Cattle) to Macedonia. Macedonia agrees to pay a rent of 35,000 cc per month (15k cc for each Bonus regions and 10k cc for each non-bonus ones.) The rent shall be donated monthly to the CP/Dictator of India.

- India will retain North Eastern India (Iron), Rajasthan (Fruit) & Jharkhand (Iron) with her.




All the concerned parties have exhibited great sincerity to the deal, and have agreed to renew it for this term (Dec '15) as well.

We thank the leadership of the partner nations who put good faith in our relationship!

The ministry is within bounds of reach to everyone, be it representatives from foreign governments or just normal citizens with opinions to share. So don't hesitate to drop a PM to any of us working in the department.

Thanks.


Jai Hind o7



MoFA, eIndia