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by Cemba
A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
He checks his wallet and asks the sexy bartender.
"Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
"Yes, I am” she said
"Well, wash your f##king hands," says the man. "I want a cheese sandwich!"
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ps: v2!
I just had a cheeseburger, now I'm sad I didn't check for signs!!
Dear Denmark:
It's the last day. If you did not vote Cuba or Georgia, please vote Ecuador.
You can always change your vote, I did it.
Thank you and good luck to all.