Minister of Entertainment - Halloween

Day 2,902, 08:00 • Published in Denmark Poland • by Cemba

Here are a couple of Halloween jokes for you. I you have some jokes yourself then feel free to post them here.
I wish a scary Halloween to all my readers.


Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, “A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?”
“Be a gentleman and roll them back to her.”

Why are vampires so easy to fool?
Because they’re suckers.

What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!

Why can't the male ghost have babies?
Because he has a Hallo-weenie.

What do birds give out on Halloween night?"
"tweets"