Military Musings

Day 1,615, 20:20 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Elle Roslin

So there seems to be some confusion as to how the UK is adapting to the latest geopolitical shifts and shuffles. I have had several people express their concern that information is not being communicated clearly enough, so I hope that this article will clear up any murkiness around our relations with other e-countries.

Irelan😛 ALL’S GOOD

sorry for the stereotype

Yes, the Irish have the regions that we promised as part of our deal for the cessation of war, and yes we currently do not have the regions that they promised us. Why? – we’ve been perpetually at war with Canada/USA/god knows who else since the deal was signed and have not had the capacity to complete the deal. This is not the fault of Ireland, and in fact they have been quite lovely.

Canada: Dysfunction junction

Bagged milk, it's a thing

Canada has been repulsed, and most sensible e-Canadians have left for USA or Ireland. We can only sympathize with what can only be thought of as a complete gongshow.

USA: meh

America the beautiful

America the great didn’t want us hanging aboot in Canada, so they have been battling us to close the war with Canada and keep us on our own merry little island. This is not an uber serious war, but merely the closing actions of a dying confrontation.

France: COME GET IT

Jean-Luc, you should have never mimed sleeping with my wife

France is apparently NE-ing us, despite what is probably best for their alliance. This is the battle we will want to fight folks. Hit hard, and let’s reclaim the rest of our lands. This will likely end in embarassment - for France.....so pretty much like everything that has happened in history since Napoleon.

So there you have it,

Roz
vCP United Kingdom