MI - Meet Major Dimension

Day 744, 07:08 • Published in USA USA • by Heather Fuchs


Ok loyal readers - back to a few articles where you get to know some of your officers. And of course I've added another contest so read on for the details. This week we start with Charlie Company's Executive Officer Major Dimension. I work with Dimension at MI Iron 2 in Greece, so let me give you a tip: Do NOT go near this man's locker! I swear he must have some dirty t-shirts in there or something.



Major Dimension has participated in eRep for 6 1/2 months. He swings a strapping 10.72 in strength and his work history has been in land and manufacturing, garnering him an impressive 3 Hard Worker Medals. In-game he is ranked as a General and in 723 fights he has rained down 36,440 units of damage on enemies of the eUSA all over the globe.

Major Dimension was kind enough to spend some time last week letting me interview him. The conversation follows, with a twist that will be familiar to regular readers of this paper. One of these questions I didn't actually ask him. If you figure out which one I made up, send me a PM (do NOT post your guess in the comments below or it won't count).

Since I'm a little low on cash we're going to have the reward be a bit different this time. Everyone who gets the correct answer will be featured in the next action story here in the Battle Cry. Win fame and fortune! Heck that's better than a weapon right? Here we go:

>Favorite game (outside of eRep of course):
I've recently started playing a game called Supremacy 1914 which I've really started to like.

>Sport you are best at:
Paintball 😁^ Long sniper. (16 inch nightsticks are best barrel I've found so far)

>Military branches and positions you held before becoming XO:
I started straight into the MI. I started off as a Private in Bravo 4 (the war dogs!) under Raquel Ferreira. I was given my own platoon, B7 and was PCO for a few weeks. Issues then bumped me up to a QM (after much begging and pleading). I was promoted to Quarter Master General after Issues and Sakyo left after some shenanigans. I was then made a QM again and I now hold the position of Charlie Executive Officer.

&gt😉o you have a dog or cat:
My family had a German Sheppard for many years until he got so old we had to put him down last year. I still miss Rodger.

>RL age:
16

>Song you hear on the radio that makes you get up and dance (or at least makes you want to):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc8ScIhtSgM

>Color of the favorite dress you like to see your girlfriend (or wife) wear:
Girlfriend broke up with me yesterday... but I liked a yellow dress that she wore.

>What is the largest caliber weapon you have ever fired RL:
Do BB guns count? (Actually, I shot a 50 cal and it about blew my arm off.)

>When was the last time you snow skied or boarde😛
Never been snow skiing but I snow boarded down an overpass when it was snowy one day... that was a few years ago. (Not much snow in Oklahoma)

>Last water skied or boarde😛
Umm... define water skiing? I stayed up for about 10 seconds last year, before I broke my wrist the first time if that counts.

>What kind of car do you drive:
Chevy Cobalt, '05, sparkly red.

>How old were you when you first kissed a girl:
I don't kiss and tell. (editor: I think that means he hasn't kissed yet)

>What is the best part of leading the MI:
Being ops in every IRC channel. 😛 (The power can go to your head sometimes.)

>Anything else you want our readers to know?
Hmmm... thank your QM's. Tip your press officers.

Thank you for all your hard work Dimension. Charlie Company is fortunate to have you leading them. Check back next week for an interview with our US Mobile Infantry Command Advisor Major General RivasA.


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Respectfully submitted
Colonel Dania
Mobile Infantry Press Officer

"All might be free if they valued freedom, and defended it as they should."-Samuel Adams

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