Metamorphosis: Changing from Intellectual to Krak-Head Overnight
Day 2,076, 06:52
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by Arjay Phoenician III
You’re counted as a reader, you might as well vote!
I know what you’re thinking, I’ve already seen it in the comments. How does someone like me, a bright young lad from Belfast, the primary practitioner and proselytizer of individualism, go from being one of the best minds of his generation to being a Krak-head? How do I go from reading the articles ReleaseThe Krakken has written about me, where I am called Arfie Pubescent III, to being his bestest buddy and most vocal supporter in his bid to be the next President of eIreland? It’s easy.
I discovered Krak.
Krak is a powerful substance. It will transform your life, quite literally overnight. It will turn a mild-mannered suburbanite, with his white picket fence and his wife and 2.5 kids and a dog named Sparky and a job with a cubicle, into a raging, frothing, rabid, relentless zealot with only one thought in his hea
😛MORE KRAK!
When I read his articles about me, I was at first shocked that he would devote so much webspace in the pursuit of my public flogging. But then I looked deeper into this. I put my lips on the pipe, and I inhaled deeply. I let the Krak fill my lungs deeply, I held it there and held it there and held it there until I couldn’t hold my smoke any longer, and then I exhaled. It was then that my whole reason-for-being changed. As my eyes got redder, the light became brighter. Of course! It all made sense. All the planets aligned for me. I was at peace, having learned a valuable wisdom: KRAK!
So, now that I’ve discovered Krak for myself, it’s time you all had a hit.
If Krak could do this to Smeagol, Whitney Houston, Michael Jackson, and Arjay Phoenician III, just think of what he could do to the whole of Ireland.
BE A KRAK-HEAD! VOTE FOR RELEASETHE KRAKKEN ON AUGUST 5!
Belfast Lough Times: Issue #40
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You know Arjay....you had some articles about honour and a serius lack of it in players of this game.
You joined Krakken's party, you supported him in last article only to backstabbed him now.
That is what i call a serious lack of honour.
I get it you are pissed at Krakken but Krakken was pissing you openly and not pretending he is on your side...or am i wrong?
And your daily articles about Krakken until elections?
Not even i find my favourite playtoys kunts that worthy of my time to actually go with 10 articles in 10 days....
Or you maybe you find Krakken a powerful candidate and in panic he might actually wins.
Honour, individualism....higher moral standards you talk about.....like i said before it was just talk in your case....
You could write about Krakken as it is but you joined his party and pretended to be on his side dude! Where is honour in that?
That it what kunts do....their trade mark.
You only make yourself look silly Arjay....
...only he didn't actually support RTK in the last article. It was satire/sarcasm, not "pretending". Once again, it appears that you simply saw what you wanted to see - even after I pointed out the truth to you in the comments. And now you are actually trying to blame Arjay for the consequences of your own overzealous pride. Lovely.
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Stephen-Colbert-I-Told-You-So.gif
No Stilpo...Arjay joined Krakken's party and then he wrote suportive article with a funny twist....
Now, after second and third article it does look first article was ridiculing.
But when it was published there was no reason to be found anything else but as supportive.
Remember....Arjay likes to talk about honour.....and there is nothing honourable with joining someone's party and pretending to be on Krakken's side only to backstab him later.
That is why Arjay's first article was found supportive coz anything else would mean Arjay is hypocrite and without any honour.
I must concur with Kurgan on this. Although I might say my dissatisfaction with you grew over a longer time. Last month we were offered 2 spots in the ILP. Wolf29C wanted to stay as he was PP but I told him to go and that I will return the position if he does not make it in the congress. You made it in he didnt. The next was this article where you criticized the congress. You have now several times criticized them. This was all unsanctioned by me and the party. When you returned you wrote us and said you were no longer interested in a spot in congress . I spotted people dissatisfied with your conduct in the ILP and also Brian Boru. Although I was not present in the congress telegram it seems you created a mess there. Which is all ok but then when I announced my run for country i saw another "jealous" attack by you. For the3 first time I heard the great Arjay wanted to be president and how stupid his PP is and how stupid his campaign will be. When I wrote you a telegram asking you to remove the article. You blatantly refused and became quite flippant about the issue. I stated to you now that you are no longer welcome in my party. Please leave. You are also fired from the post of campaign manager, which I offered to you in the hopes that you will learn something. Go and read through all my articles you will come upon quite polished articles, which I wrote as various parties spokesperson and also as CP candidate. This is what I expected from you. The greatest players can write a good troll article and then a serious article. Why you wanted to make a joke of my campaign can be only jealousy and youthful impatience. Your quite the coward as well because you never even informed me you were dissatisfied with my actions. During my many online games I often came upon Arjay's. Driven by ambition these players seldom learn game basics and have poor people skills. Take your fruity articles to another party as I pointed out to you they anyway SUCK!
Counterproposal. You apologize, publicly, for bringing my friends into this little war you have where I'm concerned, something you did needlessly, and I'll think about it. You said in private you can be "very very mean". Hardly.
The only thing I'm sorry about is that it took you until article #2 to realize I was clowning you.
I'll give you until July 28, 23:59 eRepublik time, for you to write a formal apology, in public, to MaryamQ and Cotarius, because they had nothing to do with anything. Refuse, and I will continue to campaign on your behalf, I will continue to be in the Grey Wolf Fraternity because a good friend invited me in, and I will be smiling the entire time.
Clock is ticking.
i dont apologize to crap be in the nazi party then till that time. also i will not apologize to your dyke pals. life with it.
You have plenty of time to reconsider. Use it wisely.
or what? what will you do arjay. perhaps the question is what can you do? in other words are you but a cum stain in a lad magazine or a cum blob in playboy.
Krakken...youn have less then 10 hours left..
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oh btw this was me yesterday after i exposed your pubescent love for maryamQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX5Fcd8syp8
KRAK!