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Message to other candidates; you've been Chocblocked
America,
A change to the scheduled programming now – I decided to bump this important news forward. Mostly because I’m so gorram happy about this I might just spurt everywhere, and cleaning a glass desk isn’t an experience to relish.
A large part of the campaign for many people is the selection of a Vice President. Often, this is a political affair, someone who isn’t that great at, well, anything, getting chosen in order to get a parties endorsement. Not this Vice President. With the saturated field of candidates, there simply isn’t enough people for such politicking to be done easily. More importantly, it can hamstring a government; as I’ve stated previously, I want the best people, regardless of their political affiliations.
So, without further ado, I present to you a familiar face, and more importantly a pretty damm cool one; Chocolate McSkittles. One of the best presidents of the USA in my memory (it stretches back a long way), he has agreed to continue in government as Vice President. In all honestly, I can’t think of anyone better to join me as we deal with the issues of the month ahead, and to oversee a smooth transition. I’ll stop with the verbal felatio for now; like I said, glass desk. For a start, I don’t wish to require you all to read a large amount of text; you’ll have enough of that over the next couple of days with my platform articles and whatnot.
Choc is pretty great – he is here to cover up the holes in my game plan. Unfortunately, I’m not 100% on some things; I can drop as low as the unacceptable 98%. Choc is there to be my boost to 100%. Between the two of us we can even push past 100%. I don’t know about you, but things larger than 100% are generally good. So This is very good
Continuity is important too. We’ve made huge strides this last month. Personally I’m not a fan of walking backwards, I always bump into things and it hurts. Choc is right there behind me, ready to punch me in the face if I start going backwards. He has big feet and doesn’t like them to be trod on.
On an unrelated note, cabinet applications are still open. I strongly advise those of you who want to partake in government follow the instructions in that topic; you’ve got around 36 hours until I close the form. Please apply. I’ve had some pretty great applications so far; I want more. Spoil me for choice, give me hard decisions to make. I want the best people to work for me, and for the country. Apply. It takes 10-15 minutes, and you can get a lot out of it – you have nothing to lose.
As ever I can be found on IRC; I’ll be the guy with owner in #GF-POTUS – please let me know if you have any questions about my candidacy.
I love you all
Necrosis
A change to the scheduled programming now – I decided to bump this important news forward. Mostly because I’m so gorram happy about this I might just spurt everywhere, and cleaning a glass desk isn’t an experience to relish.
A large part of the campaign for many people is the selection of a Vice President. Often, this is a political affair, someone who isn’t that great at, well, anything, getting chosen in order to get a parties endorsement. Not this Vice President. With the saturated field of candidates, there simply isn’t enough people for such politicking to be done easily. More importantly, it can hamstring a government; as I’ve stated previously, I want the best people, regardless of their political affiliations.
So, without further ado, I present to you a familiar face, and more importantly a pretty damm cool one; Chocolate McSkittles. One of the best presidents of the USA in my memory (it stretches back a long way), he has agreed to continue in government as Vice President. In all honestly, I can’t think of anyone better to join me as we deal with the issues of the month ahead, and to oversee a smooth transition. I’ll stop with the verbal felatio for now; like I said, glass desk. For a start, I don’t wish to require you all to read a large amount of text; you’ll have enough of that over the next couple of days with my platform articles and whatnot.
Choc is pretty great – he is here to cover up the holes in my game plan. Unfortunately, I’m not 100% on some things; I can drop as low as the unacceptable 98%. Choc is there to be my boost to 100%. Between the two of us we can even push past 100%. I don’t know about you, but things larger than 100% are generally good. So This is very good
Continuity is important too. We’ve made huge strides this last month. Personally I’m not a fan of walking backwards, I always bump into things and it hurts. Choc is right there behind me, ready to punch me in the face if I start going backwards. He has big feet and doesn’t like them to be trod on.
On an unrelated note, cabinet applications are still open. I strongly advise those of you who want to partake in government follow the instructions in that topic; you’ve got around 36 hours until I close the form. Please apply. I’ve had some pretty great applications so far; I want more. Spoil me for choice, give me hard decisions to make. I want the best people to work for me, and for the country. Apply. It takes 10-15 minutes, and you can get a lot out of it – you have nothing to lose.
As ever I can be found on IRC; I’ll be the guy with owner in #GF-POTUS – please let me know if you have any questions about my candidacy.
I love you all
Necrosis
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Chocotastic.
Good choice for VP
What a "CHOCking" development, amirites o/
urrite
\o
Not bad. Good luck, good VP choice.
I support. Love.
v
Bwhahahahaha
Wooooooooooooh <3
Sigh. *unamused*
^^^sexually frustrated.
This is my favourite candidate, truly.
Now I have to vote for GF because Choc will be VP and still available to make sammwhiches. Good luck.
chocking indeed \o
GF/Choc \o/
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oh lulz, i remember when this kid used to run with the UK. Can't believe you got banned mate if your reading this, I was a private in the army at the time and I used to read your articles and 2 click. and this is lulzy you got banned after playing for soooo long.