Message to other candidates; you've been Chocblocked

Day 951, 15:20 Published in USA USA by Necrosis
America,

A change to the scheduled programming now – I decided to bump this important news forward. Mostly because I’m so gorram happy about this I might just spurt everywhere, and cleaning a glass desk isn’t an experience to relish.

A large part of the campaign for many people is the selection of a Vice President. Often, this is a political affair, someone who isn’t that great at, well, anything, getting chosen in order to get a parties endorsement. Not this Vice President. With the saturated field of candidates, there simply isn’t enough people for such politicking to be done easily. More importantly, it can hamstring a government; as I’ve stated previously, I want the best people, regardless of their political affiliations.

So, without further ado, I present to you a familiar face, and more importantly a pretty damm cool one; Chocolate McSkittles. One of the best presidents of the USA in my memory (it stretches back a long way), he has agreed to continue in government as Vice President. In all honestly, I can’t think of anyone better to join me as we deal with the issues of the month ahead, and to oversee a smooth transition. I’ll stop with the verbal felatio for now; like I said, glass desk. For a start, I don’t wish to require you all to read a large amount of text; you’ll have enough of that over the next couple of days with my platform articles and whatnot.

Choc is pretty great – he is here to cover up the holes in my game plan. Unfortunately, I’m not 100% on some things; I can drop as low as the unacceptable 98%. Choc is there to be my boost to 100%. Between the two of us we can even push past 100%. I don’t know about you, but things larger than 100% are generally good. So This is very good

Continuity is important too. We’ve made huge strides this last month. Personally I’m not a fan of walking backwards, I always bump into things and it hurts. Choc is right there behind me, ready to punch me in the face if I start going backwards. He has big feet and doesn’t like them to be trod on.

On an unrelated note, cabinet applications are still open. I strongly advise those of you who want to partake in government follow the instructions in that topic; you’ve got around 36 hours until I close the form. Please apply. I’ve had some pretty great applications so far; I want more. Spoil me for choice, give me hard decisions to make. I want the best people to work for me, and for the country. Apply. It takes 10-15 minutes, and you can get a lot out of it – you have nothing to lose.

As ever I can be found on IRC; I’ll be the guy with owner in #GF-POTUS – please let me know if you have any questions about my candidacy.

I love you all
Necrosis