Message to America: Move to Israel!!!
Day 692, 04:30
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Published in Israel 
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by
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by Ezekiel Ben-Or
This is a message to all Jews, Hebrews and Adventurous Gentiles residing in eUSA: Move to eIsrael!
Why Israel? Why would I move to such a small and isolated country when I can take part in FORTIS' epic struggle against the evil PEACE war-machine?
Here are few reasons why:
1. eIsrael has a small population of approximately 600 citizens (more than half of whom are voting) spread across 5 electoral districts and divided into 5 parties. It it therefore possible for any citizen of voting level to make a real difference to the running of the country, either by being elected to congress or by participating in party politics and the collective decision-making process. Immigrants to eIsrael quickly discover how easy it is to make contact with elected officials and cabinet ministers. We are a friendly, tight-knit community of players who meet and exchange ideas at every hour of the day on our active forum, IRC channel and in the press.
2. What eIsrael lacks in size and numbers we make up for in military prowess and organisation. Veterans of the great US/PEACE war will tell you that a number of highly trained and disciplined Israeli fighters fought valiantly on US soil and provided material support to their American brothers at a critical time in US history. The current Israeli government has ensured that this martial tradition continues by re-organising the IDF (Israel Defense Force) into a force capable of taking on PEACE aggressors at home and abroad.
3. eIsrael has taken a strong stand against any form of military or diplomatic aggression and imperialism in the eWorld. Like the US, to whom we owe our independence, and its Canadian ally, we "we support any nation who rejects the oppression and occupation of other nations" (WahooBob, US Secretary of State). Although defense of the motherland is important to us, we are not pacifists. We are prepared to fight for the cause of freedom and self-rule wherever these are violated.
4. A recent http://www2.erepublik.com/en/article/living-prices-all-around-the-world--974292/1/20'>study has shown eIsrael to be the country where the cost of living is lowest in the eWorld with 5 wellness costing only 0.16 gold! We have a battery of state-owned companies and collectives (kibbutzim - unique in the eWorld) working flat out to provide inexperienced players with decent jobs and to fund our numerous state welfare initiatives (gift distribution to boost wellness and training programmes for low-level players). Talks are underway to involve eIsrael in regular training wars that would be beneficial to all.
This article was sponsored by eIsrael's young and dynamic political party: the United Zionist Socialist Party (UZSP). The United Zionist Socialist Party endeavours to create a new model in eIsraeli politics to realize, in a bold and inclusive way, our collective dream: to make Israel a light unto all nations! We are a party of eIsraelis, by eIsraelis, and for eIsraelis.
With the UZSP you have the chance to shape the future of this brave nation from the bottom-up!
Upon moving to eIsrael PM this paper's parent organisation (Etz Chaim Org) for gifts and immigration advice
Expecting you soon in the mythical land of milk and honey!
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I think that this great article deserve a much better title.
חחחחחחחחחחחחחח
דוגרי אתה צודק
חוץ מזה למה בארץ?
מי שקורא את זה כנראה כבר נמצא פה
צריך לכתוב את זה לארצות הברית 😃
Great article - Agree with Sadeh, should publish this in foreign media.
I think we should all shout out this article as well. Spread the word...
You are right, Israel is a tight knit community. I think I'll move back now that I have some money.
Vote for Israel!
go to Israel!
Israel is great and shiksas are for practice.
Well,can i ? 😛
Oh man! I published this by mistake much earlier than I intended to (hence the non-sensical title). I'll be publishing the same article in the US shortly - a gift of 3 gold will be spent on advertising.
I keep on getting an error message when I try to create an advert: 502 Bad Gateway. PM me if you know how to get round this problem!
Excellent article! Come to Israel!
Donations of 2/3 gold for a US-wide ad campaign would be welcome 😉
Do you have clue how much time it will take to adv it in US for 1 day or so? perhaps I can help.
רעל בעינייםםםםםםם
franz why didnt you publish it in the us at the firstplace?
All help will be greatly appreciated. The UZSP - in an effort to consolidate and recruit for the betterment of ALL eIsrael - is proud to have Brother Zeke amongst our ranks.
This is the brand of progressive, effective action you can expect from our reenergized, rebranded party. We hope you'll join us in our bold new efforts to help our nation realize her potential.
Thanks to all for your support in shouting out the article and voting. There are more to come...
@Bajumboom - This isn't my article 🙂
@Sadeh - so kind to offer financial help since you have all Israel's stolen national reserves and companies. How generous it is of you to offer a few gold of our money back... Is this the remodelling of tired and bitter tyrant into an alturistic benefactor in shining armour?
It's funny - I know you've got nothing but contempt for me. But I am actually very impressed and in awe of you. Even though you have you managed to tear apart the finances of our country ("the LORD gave, and the LORD hath taken away") - somehow you've managed to retain ardent supporters in our country and some even blame CJ for what you have done! And now, you have the audacity to return, as a shinging benefactor. Some would call that having no sense of shame - but I think it shows a very special type of character, mud won't stick, adversity won't discourage.
Franz Kafka
Baju - I'm the (now impoverished) author of the article. I would like nothing more than to publish it in the US but there's a rub: I have no gold left! I just found out through a US citizen that I fell victim to a Russian scam. Someone left a comment on my US version of this article that was a scam link that allowed Russian scam artists to funnel thousands of gold out of player accounts.
Sadeh - I'm taking donations upwards of 600 gold. I'm sure you can afford it 😉
Hyman - Your kind remarks are a real prop to me. UZSP all the way.
All the cool kids are doing it.
As the recruitment campaign continues to grow, we need to be on the spot about noting and approving new citizens. I've received word from a few hopeful applicants that their requests have been sitting dormant for over a week. This is counter intuitive to our universal cries for increased population.
I'm just a newb American. Are newbs welcome?
chapter 1 especially deserves to be copypasted on every corner of erepublik, such theme deserves entire article by itself.
voted.
Absolutely Jay, get in touch with me any time if you want any help.
First you should teach the immigrations guys to be more polite with new citizens . For example this MrFinckel he think he is some kind of God . I am one of the newb and now I am sure I ll not get my citizenship , because MrFinckle was so nasty !
Let me know if you need anything 155W70
This should be of MAJOR concern, that new citizen applicants are finding our first wave of introduction as "nasty". 155W70... please, as we've discussed privately, don't give up just yet.
ezekiel u dont need gold to move ur newspaper...
The gold is for adverts in the eUSA. This article has already been published in the US (http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/message-to-america-move-to-israel-1-980295/1/20).
Thank you guys for your support .
Dude the game doesn't have any religion in it.
WTF is up with milk and honey? Milk is bad to drink,and honey has a lot of calories.
I loathed Sadeh before it was popular, just for the record 🙂
Andrew, although many in eRepublik are at pains to differentiate between the game and real life there are many of us who believe that positive elements of real life belief systems and ideologies can be imported to game. The Jewish attachment to "Eretz Israel" is one such element. The expression "land of milk and honey" resonates strongly with many eIsraelis, Jewish or not, and is thus wholly appropriate in an article about national values and solidarity.
Vamos para Israel.
I moved back to Israel and now I can't find a job for my skill level. Great, thanks for advertizing to come to Israel!!!!