Merger & Press Release - PTI

Day 2,257, 02:26 • Published in Pakistan Pakistan • by kualkerr The Warrior Poet

Dear All,

I am the New Spokesperson of Pakistan Tahreek-e-Insaaf and in that capacity, it is my deepest pleasure to to inform you that as of this moment, Pakistan Revolutionary Front (PRF) has forfeited its operations in favour of PTI. All members of PRF have moved to PTI and henceforth, will operate under brand name of the latter. Also, Thunder Elite Squad has been dissolved and the troops have been relocated in Pakistan Army.

This is a brief notice to bring every ePakistan up to the same wavelength regarding our official stance in politics of ePakistan.

Please note the following statements we have to make, upon which the entire party have unanimously agree😛

1. The merger of PTI and PRF is a statement of intend by members of both parties, explicating our tendency to work together and eliminate unnecessary divisions within our ranks. We believe in unity, and team work and we will prove it through our conduct, in time. Moreover, population of ePakistan is not large enough to require a lot of political parties; and it is more functional and safe to have the least number of parties in the country.

2. PTI, as of now, is a new brand, a new team; and we will be forgetting the old animosities towards other parties/people and start over. Our vision is not to offend fellow ePakistanis, but to work for advancement of the country. Therefore, as of this moment, all hostilities towards any fellow ePakistani, of any other party are hereby suspended. We do not want, or promote, anarchy and we will not engage with any dysfunctional/unproductive rivalry with any other party in the country.

3. We accept Dioism as an eReligion and endorse it as an invaluable asset of ePakistan, ever since its existence. Politicials/soldiers/economists from Vento Aureo has always graced ePakistan with enormous contribution; we endorse their patriotism and welcome their presence in ePakistan. However, RL faiths/religions should not be brought into this game and if done so, will never be acceptable.

4. We condemn all personal attacks on any other citizen of ePakistan. No personal insults to any individual, his family or his personal life will be encouraged or accepted by PTI. We condemn any such profanity and will not engage in any such offence in future

I hope this merger is a positive step forward and will take us all out of that awkward animosity which none of us wants to have around here.

This is a new party with a reformed administration. We do NOT take responsibility for any events taken place in/with PTI prior to this press release. However, we shall be responsible for any event that might happen under the flag of PTI henceforth.

I, on behalf of PTI, extend to you all, my deepest gratitude and best of wishes for the time to come..

Best Regards,

kualkerr
Spokesperson - Pakistan Tahreek-e-Insaaf