Merger Madness

Day 1,043, 17:54 • Published in USA USA • by Civil Anarchy


History time!
Failed Mergers
United Left
Jedi Council
Small Party Union
American Imperial Capitalists
ADTP
APF
(Not to mention the general failure of the strand of parties created from the dying Libertarians.)

True stability within a party cannot be created a merger of other parties. This is a fact proven by the constant failure of merged parties.
And yet, this is an idea that the Libs/TAMA/ADTP simply cannot comprehend. Their death being prolonged by the consumption of a multitude of smaller parties, most notably the Republicans and American Military Party, as well as various name changes.



Failure after failure, the ADTP crawls along, clinging onto whatever life it can, and endangering the nation on numerous occasions through their failure to provide blockers for their state.

Notable PTO'ers that gained entry into Congress through the ADTP's Failure:
Pizza the Hut
Tom Dexxi
RainelliZZ
Sherman Firefly

Its worthwhile to mention that these are not the only PTO'ers that the ADTP allowed to run for congress, these are only the ones that we were unable to prevent their congressional victory. There are quite a few more PTO'ers that fell through the gaping hole that is ADTP Congressional Security, but were, thankfully, defeated by the combined strength of voters sent by other political parties.

What supposed to happen to parties that operate like this?
They die
Weak parties with weak leadership aren't supposed to survive, and yet, the ADTP has found the loophole. Through a combination of a dying eUs society, and the consumption of smaller parties, they've found a way to extend their lifespan, regardless of their usefulness to the country. Some may applaud these efforts as a revival of their party. All I can do is point to the list of dead mergers, and continuously search for a situation wherein a merger between political parties actually worked.

But hey! Maybe the ADTP will be the outlier. Maybe the 7th time's the charm!
/end Sarcasm

Just end it