Mera Bharat Mahan!

Day 1,803, 02:21 Published in India India by Uv Ajed


Let's begin with an honest "question"..
Question: Who is Uv Ajed?
Answer: A feeling when you have seen somebody just a little while ago but you actualy have not!

Something of a grave magnitude engulfed the Indian politics in past few days. The worst part of it was that it went unnoticed by most Indians except maybe 1 or 2. And later it was discovered that this was done without any real consent of Indians except maybe 1 or 2.
Before we delve deeper into the article and the whole situation


here's a song to listen(in the background of course)
Vande Mataram - Maa Tujhe Salaam

while you read(a part of the chat log from yesterday's discussion on #India)
US MU immigration Chat Log


So that's just a small part of a huge fight we had over the chat, which didnt really answer our concern. So here are few points..

1. ": simple fact is india is weak
: My MU can do as much damage ase the whole country
: we are bored where we are
: so i offered to shift and help out"

2. ": we promised not to do anything politically at all for atleast a few months
: for atleast a few months?
: yeah we would like to integrate into your country
: not take it over, but eventually be trusted to run for congress and things like that"

3. ": navincharles: this has been put to congress
: it's not just my choice
: Hamturk it was put to congress after three of them got cs?
: and you say it wasnt your choice?
: 2*
: how many people did you consult before giving cs to 2 of them
: it is indeed ur choice
: just cabinet as congress was changing
: that an excuse darren
: so couldnt you wait until the congress changed before giving cs?


There are several others points like this which were raised yesterday..
Now lets analyze some questions that any indian is bound to ask and see if we have an answer to it!
and while we do that, here is another picture for all those patriotic Indians like me out there!


Okay
Question: Why is the American MU coming to India
Response of the supporters:
1. To help us with war and stuffs
Our response
To help us with which war? Sorry but India doesn't have any war at the moment, if their intention was war then why did they select the country which doesn't have any wars or enemies within the reach of 2 states?
Why not some other allies which already do?
Response of the supporters:
2. Indonesia is coming
Our response
If Indonesia can penetrate croatia, then there is no way that it can be stopped by a 30 members MU!
Response of the supporters:
3. We could always use help of the extra damage when we have war!
Our response
Against whom?
Response of the supporters:
Pakistan and Thailand!
Our response
Seriously? LOL
Response of the supporters:
4. We need to build a strong Indian community
Our response
If you really want to build a strong Indian community then focus on bringing a babyboom to India, rather than bringing in a group of 30 members MU, whom no one in India really knows. As of the question of the effectiveness of babyboom is concerned. Yes it hasn't been effective because no serious effort has been put into it so far.
Response of the supporters:
The govt. is working on it!
Our response
Since past 21 days, without any result? Does the same govt. plan to work/continue after the next CP is elected and a new govt. is formed, as well? There are several people in India who are willing to spend real money for helping us achieve baby boom by promotion, hiring of marketing professionals, etc.!
Response of the supporters:
5. They had a huge fight back home and defected after US decided to join CTRL! So they came to India a proEden country!
Our response
Why didn't they select any other pro-eden country then?
MU Chief's response
India is a weak country, our MU can do as much damage as the whole country(bragging much?)
CP's response to it
No one invited them.
Our response
In case in future situation arises that some new anti-eden govt. decides to to join some other alliance, what would this pro-EDEN MU group do?
Response of the supporters:
We are not quitting EDEN. And if it happens in future, the future govt. will deal with it.
Our response
The question here isn't about us quitting EDEN. To be honest we ain't, but the point is what if we have an anti-EDEN govt.?
Response of the supporters:
We won't have one!(smell something fishy?)
Response of the supporters:
6. They won't be involved in Politics and stuffs. they are here because they don't want to be in CTRL ruled country!
response of MU's commander
We won't join politics for few months. But later we will after we get integrated into the country. Why do you think we came here in first place if we didn't want to be involved in politics?
Our response
Kindly refer to MU commander's response
Response of the supporters:
7. They are only bringing in 15 people so are harmless.
response of MU's commander
We would be bringing in about 15 people for the time being.
Our response
for the time being?
response of MU's commander
More will follow afterwards!
Response of the supporters:
Well in anyways "15 people" that won't have much impact on indian politics!
Our response
15 People are more than enough to take over any party in india and get at least 10% seats in congress!
Response of the supporters:
8. they were Vouched by many.
Our response
And who all where they?
Response of the supporters:
Govt. of Ireland and Canada!
Our response
a>And how many Indians?
b>Since when did the govt. of other countries start taking decision for india?
c>and why didn't the govt. of Ireland and Canada integrate this group into their country if this MU was leaving because they were pissed off at US joining ctrl?
Response of the supporters:
a> The Indians were to be informed about it after the new congress.
b> They are our allies
c> because this group wants to help India
Our response
a> Couldn't the CS pass be put on hold till the new congress was elected then? 2 CS passes were given away without any consultation with the congress which in usual case would result in the blacklisting of the person?
b> And we ain't Indians?
c> We really appreciate it. But anyone can help a country without really taking a cs of the country! If they genuinely want to help it!
A Note to all Supporters:
it's easy to gather support by showing a person, one side of the card. the difficulty arises when the card is flipped


A Note to all eIndians and rl Indians:
The whole case is now left for the country to decide. Remember this is a democracy and no one whosoever it is can stop you from expressing your opinion. But your opinion does matter for securing the future of India.


If you want to oppose the idea of giving cs to a foreign MU please sign below with ~Swaraj~. Your name will be added to the list of people who oppose the idea.

If you still don't see any problem with it sign the article with ~Let Them In~. Your name would figure in the list of Let them in!

For further debate or discussion join #loksabha on irc.


List of People who oppose the idea of integrating this Foreign MU into India
1. Uv Ajed
2. navincharles
3. Xordin
4. Rebelash
5. Abhinay
6. Deadley
7. Fighter100
8. Brknsword
9. Shreyash_Wadiwala
10. Asmitatheone
11. Gaurav12
12. DrShYaM
13. rhitik
14. Nueveocho


Let them In!
1. Hamturk
2. Alector
3. ArawnLives
4. Dinesh Raju
5. Bhishk
6. Graf Sprat
7. Don Mogul
8. Kartik05