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Memories of Korea: Part 4

A short introduction for today's article hopefully made up for with a larger closing section. This interview is with Allen Wells, known through-out the nation for his talent for parody.

Why did you come to eSouth Korea?

I was born here in a movement to purge the Goons from SKs. Yes, I was one of the Facepunchers. However, I actually didn't participate with anything and didn't even reach the level to vote until 100 days later where it had already long ago ended. I didn't even know such a thing as a newspaper existed when I started playing. I continued playing after because I suddenly remembered and wanted to explore. Let's be honest, I just wanted to be stinking rich. I didn't know how to move either so that's why I kept the dream going here.


What is your best memory here?

Probably when Grease became president, because then we wouldn't have RL Koreans being clueless and us not knowing how to deal with it. All of my time here has been pleasant either way, bloodshed or not.


What is your best memory here?

Technically, it wouldn't be in South Korea but every time I found out I was in another country without moving. First was the Japan invasion, then numerous Taiwan land swaps or something of the likes. It was especially breaking when eSK was entirely wiped off the map. I always hated them because it meant I had to ask for help or spend some of my gold on the monetary market, I never really store enough moving tickets.


Which of your articles is your favorite and why?

The one titled "Show how active you are and how much you love eSK!". It showed me there were at least a handful of people who read the media, and the media was pretty dead back then.


Do you ever plan on leaving eSouth Korea?

If SK gets wiped off the map again, and I have exhausted my funds, I'll probably have to run away to eNZ again. Other than that I'll enjoy living behind the congressional building, putting newspapers under my clothes to keep me warm in the winter because a tsunami destroyed my house.


What makes or made eSouth Korea special to you?

I'm not sure if everyone supports this but the way we claim to have neutrality in the eWorld, yet conflict is definite inside our own country. It's like a Korean Drama in South Korea, so amusing yet so tragic at times.


Which three people have been the most important in your time here?

List the names of all of veterans of SK and that's my answer. (Well, ones I've met from my birthdate.) I've no right to pick favourties from them, they've all been an influence on my eLife.
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I wish to thank Allen Wells for the articles he has written in the past for everyone's enjoyment as well agreeing to this interview. Next article will be with.. Who knows? At an unscheduled date.

To end this article and provide the larger closing section I mentioned previously, this paper would like to announce it's support for utoronto in today's election. I would list the reasons for this and why utoronto is the superior choice but looking at Clopoyaur's article I could say that utoronto will prevent the sky from turning plaid and it would be just as valid and based in reality as Clopoyaur's for his own re-election.

Remember to hold your votes until your last login if at all possible and thanks for reading!