Meet the REAL A-Team

Day 932, 18:28 • Published in USA USA • by Tronyx




Who are we? We are the A-Team. We are Airborne. There is no Plan B.



We deploy on short notice. We bring swift death from above. We specialise in the impossible. We make walls drop like we do women’s panties. We are supplied with five weapons a day. We use them to crush our enemies’ skulls.



So if you’re over 20 strength, what are you waiting for? Not quite 20 strength? This is your lucky day, fool. If you mention this article in your application and you're over 17 strength, we'll make an exception. But just this once.







I pity the fool that don’t join the Airborne.



So join now!