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Alrighty folks, congressional elections are almost upon us and the Federalist Party could really use your help. We need Mobile Voters/Blockers to help win Congressional Seats and keep our country safe from potential PTO threats such as Pizza The Hutt and his cronies.

Now what do these two groups do? Im glad you ask. That’s what this article will cover. Both are important and each have their strong points. First ill talk about Blockers since they seem to be more important to me.



Blockers

Blockers serve to keep our nation safe during the Congressional Elections. As a in game Congressman, you have a lot of powers and one of those powers is to approve citizenship requests. So let me give you an example of what could happen if an enemy won the elections.

Let’s say a Serbian gets in the US somehow and he decides to run for congress in a state. Now, if he’s the only candidate then he wins by default really and now he can let more of his Serbian/Hungarian/Indonesian friends into the US to further threaten our domestic security.

As a blocker this is what you prevent. A PP can choose to run you in that state and prevent an enemy from gaining powers that would allow him to further hurt us domestically. This costs you nothing as the party will provide Moving Tickets to and from your blocking state. Also gifts will be handed out to recoup the wellness lost during moving. So sign up below.

May Blockers Form



Mobile Voters

Ok, these guys are probably just as important as the blockers are and they too help secure our nation against PTO threats. Now, Mobile Voting is easy. All you do is log onto IRC and join #fedpartychat. Now what is mobile voting you ask? Glad you asked me.

Mobile Voting is the process in which you move to a different state and vote for a candidate as instructed by the party leadership. Ok, that is a pretty technical definition. Let me make it simple. On election day, if you’re a mobile voter, you hold your vote until told to vote by the party. So lets say a Federalist Party candidate is running in Texas. He’s only losing by say 3 votes and its getting close to the end of the day. The party then orders say 10 mobile voters to move to Texas and vote for the candidate. Suddenly he’s winning.

That’s the job of the mobile voters team. This May the Federalists need your help for Congressional Elections as a mobile voter. Its easy to do and fun too. The Federalists will provide you with moving tickets and gifts to recover wellness lost.

Here is the signup sheet for a May Mobile Voters



Written by Josh Eagle