May's Government
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by Yan Hoek
Wow! Just wow!
I think we all thought we were going to get another PTO president - at least for a few days. But Admin stepped in a stripped some votes (sometimes they do do their job! And hey, I lost a few too) and we had a proper democratic election.
So first I would like to say: 'Muahahahaaaaahhh... You Fools!' (Sorry, I had to) (See TeKken's last article).
Secondly I would like to say: Thank you Smoeller for keeping Norway safe and secure during your term. Hopefully I, and the government can continue the good work. Also I would like to thank the other candidates (apart from Ghost...), because normally eNorwegian politics is 1 good candidate against the PTO. It is nice to have actual democracy for once.
Ok, down to business
I would like to announce my cabinet:
Vice-President: 
Scorpicus
Minster of Finance: 
Fredrikz
Minister of Defense: 
Taulen
Minister of Foreign Affairs: 
Frederick Jaqcue Paul
Vice-Minster of Foreign Affairs: Blue Cehpalopod
Minister of Immigration: 
Sir Greggory Groda
Vice-Minister of Immigration: Ola Normainn
Minister of Home Security: Well, we're still looking for a good candidate for this one!
Minister of PR: 
MikeBane
I also would like many newbies out there to help out. We have many vice-minister and foreign country ambassador posts to fill. You guys and girls are the future of Norway, getting you involved in government makes us stronger!
And just to show I am extra serious about this, I am donating my 5G reward to The Bank of Norway. I could have spent it on half a grain company but I won't. It won't get us a new MPP or pay a mercenary to tank for us (that's worth about 2 seconds of Romper's time), but it is a small gesture.
Once again, thank you Norway!
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voted and damn those are some good news that ur the cp!
Voted, and I will do my best and little more to uphold the trust you put in me.
Huzzah
Ready to serve.
I built the mouse trap, now i'm gonna make it better and then some.
Woooooooo, Norway. 😃
Hail Yan Hoek! Long live the new President of eNorway!
o7
good luck, Yan. It will be a very interesting month)
It's a (mostly) competant government.
Hurray for MikeBane!
With them in power, BP will have a say regarding private military etc. The industry will also be overrun be Binary Party Factories, ran by their top members.
In other words, eNorway will be vanish as we know it, and what is left will be eBinary Party.
They only care about their own, and unless they're challenged, their members will become privileged citizen, while we're left to rot without any rights at all.
yeah, iknow yan is a TeK member, but i dont think its so long time til he become a BP member. and the entire goverment is BP, expept mikebane.
voted. congrats. Hail Norway
Kenneth Bloodaxe gives us a word of wisdom from Gullpartiet. The party that on several occasions before this election pointed out that there was no real threat for an PTO. Thanks for yet again sharing with us your impressive clairvoyance.
Gullpartiet hadde jo også sånne spesielle ting kun for medlemmer, konkurranser, rabatt på tanks osv.
BP har jo råd til å ha en egen platoon... men er det ikke det samme, kenneth?
voted.
huzzah
sorry, just had to say it again
I would like to state 2 people are vMoFAs
Akashaton
and Blue
There once was a statesman named Yan
A most cunning Teknokrat man
He went on a mission
Had no competition
The Gullpartiet members cried "Faaaan"
im just gonna repeat myself andreas "They only care about their own, and unless they're challenged, their members will become privileged citizen, while we're left to rot without any rights at all."
Det neste som skjer er at vi får egne BP companies, så alt blir styrt av BP. lukter litt sånn halveis korrupsjon.
It is a pretty good government set up so far. Let us begin!
One party to rule them all, One party to find them,
One party to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of eNorway where the Shadows lie.
Binary party.
The PTO Finland organized resulted in more committed leaders then the ones before them, who came from Binary Party.
How can a PTO manage to best Binary Partys achievements?
Binary Party has earlier managed to revoke the eNorwegian independence and steal all the gold from our treasury, which was 4000 gold.
So i do wonder; Why is a PTO such a bad thing, when we know what the alternative is?
does this mean GP is supporting the PTO? would explain their behavior during the CP election.
oh and sjefen - try to stop living in the past. in the times you are talking about no one of us has played this game yet - except for mongis.
focus on getting up to date with the current situation in this game instead - you are lacking behind dramatically.
We voted on our own candidate, which makes sense. However, your despise for democratic modules is noted.
As for Binary Party goes. You can kill a person, but you cannot kill an idea. And the idea is grotesque and perverse.
I'm not responsible for the fall of eNorway. When i ruled we were the second most powerfull nation in this world. Later on, we even had a functional army and one of the best infrastructures in the whole world. We even had a constitution.
What can you brag of? All you have contributed with is the fall of eNorway as i knew it.
I'd rather live to see the glorious past once again relived! And if i'm living in the past, then i'm proud of it! The present sucks, and you are responsible.
what exactly did BP do to "be responsible for the fall of eNorway".
about the glorious past revive😛
fine, do it: all you have to do for this is make 20-25.000 norwegians (how many friends you have on facebook?)play this game - of course they would also have to be willing to spend a shitload of money for gold as otherwise we still couldnt compete with other top nations. shouldnt be too hard for a mastermind like you.
Sjefen is living in the past...he refuses to see the glorious future the New Left is going to bring to Norway.
Oh.... I love it.
Political mud-slinging has been missing from Norway for far too long!
Firstly, yes most of the government is BP. But I will not be swapping Tek for BP. That is a line I will not cross.
Secondly, yeah we need to move forward. Apart from a few notable citizens the parties have barely any link with the stuff that happened back in 08/09.
Third.... hey 20,000 newbies would be lovely. But probably not going to happen! Lets see what we can do with the people we have eh?
Norway is alive🙂
Jeg blir frustert over BPs evne til å ville ha alt som det er. Alle nye ideer, alle inovasjoner, blir helt nedstemt av BP, hvordan skal vi da vokse?
BP hindrer oss i å vokse, vi trenger kreativitet, vi trenger å gjøre noe her.
What? Are you even trying to be serious.... this is border line ridiculous...
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