Malaysian Revolution Crushed By Evil Axis Powers

Day 2,316, 06:05 Published in Japan Republic of China (Taiwan) by Natalia Poklonskaya

We brought to you last night that the Malaysian peoples were fighting for independence from the racist, sexist, fundamentalist horde, that is, the evil Tripod Axis (namely Thailand)

We regret to inform the readers that correspondents on the ground report that the resistance was quickly crushed by the might of Child and his slave army; this war is lost.

The Malaysians are a strong people; they defeated the axis on more than a few occasions, but everyone has their limits. Next time they will require more help. The editors will do a better job of informing the readers as soon as there is news about revolution in our beloved Asia.