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Ma impingeti?

Day 1,906, 03:00 Published in Romania Romania by nikol_nikol

La 3 dimineata se aude o bataie in usa. Se scoala sotul, cand deschide usa, statea un tip zambind:
- Ce vrei, ma , e ora 3 dimineata?!
- Scuze, n-ati putea sa ma impingeti?
- Du-te, de aici, la 3 dimineata? si-i inchide usa in nas, si se duce inapoi in pat langa sotie.
Sotia il intreaba:
- Cine a fost la ora asta?
- Pai, unu’, cica vrea sa-l imping!
Sotia se ridica intr-un cot:
- Ti-aduci aminte cand ai avut pana la motor, si nu te-a impins nimeni si ai stat 4 ore pe autostrada, ti-era greu sa dai o mana de ajutor?
- Bine, zise sotul.
Isi trage repede o pereche de pantaloni si iese afara, aici cam ceata, si incepe sa strige:
- Bai, unde esti?
Se aude un glas:
- Aici!!
- Unde aici?
- Aici, in leagan!

O zi buna!



Vasile Cojocari
Vasile Cojocari Day 1,906, 03:32

Piciu și mâța )

Fedor DSD
Fedor DSD Day 1,906, 03:41

: ))

Andrew.87 Day 1,906, 13:03


direct x
direct x Day 1,906, 13:38

loop in time.

Lucia38 Day 1,907, 23:26


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deivid 47 Day 1,907, 12:32


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Jean Luk Picard1 Day 1,908, 01:18


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