Lottery Results

Day 1,353, 03:09 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by The Irish Community

Citizens,

You may be aware that both Co-Ministers of Community were away last weekend. On your behalf, we attended the International Convention of eMinisters of Community, which took place in Caesar’s Palace, Las Vegas, Nevada. The title of the Convention was “Platinum Bathroom Fittings? Because you’re worth it.”

Our trip was marred somewhat by the news from home that DerBrad had escaped from his cubby-hole in the MoC downstairs lavatory and launched a Community Lottery in our absence. We will honour the good faith of citizens who participated, and have appointed Viktor Kurgan as Head of Security (toilets). We are unable to comment further as the matter is the subject of an internal investigation.

In related news, the Department has been receiving increasingly tetchy correspondence from citizens who complain that they never win the lottery no matter how often they play. Sadly, the Department of Community’s influence does not extend to the RL Irish Lottery. If it did, DerBrad would now be polishing a platinum toilet roll holder.

Lottery Results!

There was one winner of this week’s eIreland Community Lottery. The winning number was 31, the second ball drawn out of the drum in last night’s RL Irish Lotto game. The first ball out was number 21, which nobody picked. Congratulations to Thomas Keesman, who collects a prize fund of 1000iep for a 50iep stake.

Thanks to everyone who took part!

Yours,

Anthony Colby
James Keiller