Lose Weight FAST!
Bastion
Are you tired of being fat & bloated?
Are you carrying excess pounds in the form of occupied foreign regions?
Are you ready to say 'goodbye' to belly fat and 'hello' to a new, slim country?
Well, look no further...
The United States and her allies are here to help! Our elite service men and women are pleased to be able to help you with a plan to slim down your waistline and give those excess territories back to their original owners!
Sound too good to be true? Don't take our word for it! Just listen to this satisfied customer:
"The United States Mobile Infantry, Marines, Army & Airborne changed us forever! We were weighed down by our own decisions to occupy helpless regions from Israel AND Greece... the US came in, and within a week we were looking trim and fit once again!" - eTurkey
Still don't believe us?
"Between Seal Team 6 and various other elite US & Allied Forces, we were able to shed a whole occupied Indian region THIS WEEK! We can't believe how GREAT this feels!! Thank you for your help." - eIran
You're welcome, Persia; you're welcome!
So how much would YOU pay for a service like this? 1.000.000 Gold? No way! 100.000 Gold? Heck No! 10.000 Gold? Are you kidding me?!
Act NOW and you can drop those excess regions for as little as a few THOUSAND Gold from your country's treasury dropped on distraction battles while the real target practically disappears overnight!!
We know what you're thinking: How can the US & its Allies possibly profit when your country is dropping THOUSANDS of Gold in the process?? It's easy: strategically, we're smarter than you! And that's OK to admit... you wouldn't have gotten yourself into this situation in the first place had you been able to control your urges and make wise decisions. Don't worry - we're hear to help. Spending our hundreds while you drop THOUSANDS is what we do best!
Don't delay; call now! Operators are standing by...
Bastion
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You're welcome, my Persian friends!
HAHAHAHAHA
اينجا را بخوانيد
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what is next ... if you can,so do it !
Love it!!!
خوب شد بردن
وگرنه دق می کردن
So there is the cause of attacking Hungary !
ha ?
any body can answer my question ?
call now . . .
lol !!!!!!!111
LOL! Awesome, Bastion!
WIN! 😃
Lol, go Bastion.
welcome
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That was hilarious. XD Yes, drop the pounds of extra occupied regions from your belly!
Not sure if it's legal in Iran, but we do abortions here in America. That's the quickest way to shed pounds, save amputation.
This is like thorax corp... no delabors!
Lol, love it.
They're ranting in squiggle speak. 😨
As much as I am for Liberation of occupied lands, why are parts of Canada and the eUS still occupied? Instead of freeing our homelands, we are going back to the same attitude that got us invaded and almost conqured.
Heres a hint. Our "Were better than you, Were the eUSA!!!" attitude is what got the 3rd World War launched and what lost us most of our country (Guess we proved whos better there huh? We were 1 state from losing before we stalled the war via deception then leaned on our allies to help us liberate our nation).
The attitude is one of self-defeat. We start troting our the attitude and soon were going to get our collective eUS butts handed to us again for it.