Lord Dark Helmet: The right choice for Tennessee

Day 1,614, 11:26 • Published in USA Republic of China (Taiwan) • by Lord Dark Helmet


Yes, I'm running for Congress in Tennessee under the AMP banner. You may be curious why. Or more likely, you're not...you're just reading this because it's there, or because you are waiting to see some hot chicks. Or maybe because supporting a Bastard is a good thing. Nah, we'll stick with the hot chick thing.

But there is a reason to jump into the fray. It's time for real representation in Congress. For too long, the body has been dominated by a select few, who handpick their Congressmen to parrot their every word. A rubber stamp. And should you have the guts to stand up...well, they don't take kindly to that.

They won't take kindly to me then, because I have the guts. And the balls. And I intend to show it with my actions.

I intend to be a full champion of transparency. The vast majority of Congressional actions should take place in the public sphere. I intend to pursue that. And, like my party brethren who believe in this same goal, I will also maintain a full record of my service in Congress.

I intend to fight for the rights of the so-called "2 clickers". Just because many choose not to get involved in politics does not mean they should be left behind. They choose to play the game in a way that is fun for them, and that needs to be maintained, much to the chagrin of those who would act as Kingmakers, who would see these patriotic 2-clickers not as players but as minions for their own benefit.

And I intend on being a voice of the people. Someone who will bring up--anonymously if desired--any gripe or issue that any average eUS citizen has about the functioning of government. If my only accomplishment in Congress is to put into the public forum these issues, then that alone would make it a success. Making government more accessible to all eUS citizens is a goal worth striving for.

There is still a place for honor and integrity in eUS government. Help make that statement ring loud and clear on the 25th.

And now, here are your hot chicks:





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Put Bastards in Congress! Support them in the following states:
Baja: Olaf Iverstone
Kansas: Chance Harrison
Languedoc Roussillon: J.W. Bullwinkle
Missouri: Deriachai
Navarra: Sgt. York
New Mexico: JakeLeonard
Rhode Island: Joseph Dinero
Tennessee: Lord Dark Helmet