Looking for Russias balls...

Day 680, 08:40 • Published in Romania Sweden • by Fenrisulven
Fist of all I want to start by saying: Russia, my friend... NOT, you've just made a huge mistake by attacking Norway. Do you need to prove something by attacking and taking over Norway, a country who's population is way lower than yours ? This war will only show the combined strength of Scandinavia. Are you looking for your balls that you lost in the war versus America ?

I just happen to know where your balls are locate😛 But lets start by excluding different possibilities.

1. Your balls can't be located in the UK, balls seems to die quite instantly because of the environmental issues there

2. Iran, they lost their balls not long ago when they literally failed in every war they participated in.. Way to go Iran !

3. France, they lost their balls along with their baby boom. They were proud and thought that they had some intimidation factor for once. But one day when we woke up we saw tens of thousands of eBabys lying in the streets dead, and the laughter began.

4. Serbia, their balls were lost when they tried to TO Denmark which population is way way way lower than many other countries by using a bug, but they still managed to fail, miserably.

5. Columbia, they got involved in the war vs America for one reason, to block and annoy. They kept going from regions to an other and USA got rid of them very easily by just asking them for a MPP.

6. PEACE, they paid Columbia to start attack against USA, and that my friends were money well spent, NOOOOT !

I can keep this up for a long time but unfortunately the lack of time is a huge barrier to win over. So lets get down to business. Let me reveal the position of your balls.. :

ERROR 404, they don't exist.. But hey cheer up, just like everything and everyone in your country you can attach this image (check below) where your balls are supposed to be:



One more thing, how does it feel to be owned by Sweden in Trondelag ? Didn't your parents learn you to not mess with E/F ? Looks like you learned the hard way. HAIL EDEN/FORTIS