Longer Than Your Friggin' Arm?

Day 1,007, 16:10 • Published in USA USA • by Pfeiffer.

Well, this was originally my idea for when Custer was my opponent, but seeing how he ran off scurred, I couldn't be arsed to come up with a new idea. Thus, I present my endorsement list...which is 'longer than your friggin' arm'.

Harrison Richardson, or as I affectionately call him
FRANCO

He gets two images


Inwegen, my bestest butt buddy
He runs the country


Scrabman, the original butthurt hater-troll
Was President for a full year xoxoxoxo


Cromstar, I'm Vice-Him
I think he did stuff, right?


Joe Newton, mmm....figs
Someone told me to ask him, idk


Tiacha, Love you, T!
Uh oh, JCS Member?
(you know, cause Custer's a HUGE milfag)


Blazix, Codes stuff like, really well
i dont even know who dat is


Justinious McWalburgson III, was President...forever ago
He PTO'd Franco


Kyle321n, was Speaker once...maybe
He runs for PRESIDENT


Baarogue, he runs the forums
Need I say more?


Rekeri, Another Speaker?
Go Figure


Emerick, He saved the Country
Good thing he can't log in to disprove this


Korbin King and Nave Saikiliah, First and Second Presidents, respectively
PROVE I'M LYING!!!!!one!!!!!!!
Korbin

Nave


Devon Donaldson, He's cool, most of the time
Number 1 American Furry


Alexander Hamilton, Almost as gay as ^
Will never be CP, cause he's lazy


Josh Whitehead, No idea who this is
He endorsed me, must be cool


CRoy, So popular in Israel that they call him...
The Hasselhoff of the Jews


Tom McDougal, Fucked a bear in Alaska
KING OF THE GINGERS


Syrup, is sticky
He can Top 5 you, all by himself


Divine Templar, is an awesome Congressman
Could be POTUS one day


John Largo, No idea who this is
I'll take ANY endorsement


GLaDOS, if you don't know him, I don't want your vote
Ever hear of PEACE?


Add your endorsement below, and I will add you to this EPIC list of Amuricans.

Hugs and Kisses

Henry