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Day 1,079, 00:59 • Published in Estonia Estonia

• by ReneRu

The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning?" "There is," he replied. "Breakfast."

Woman rushes into her house one morning and yells to her husband,
"Sam, pack up your stuff. I just won the lottery!"
"Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"
"Whatever. Just so you're out of the house by noon!"

Three people walked by a strip bar they walked in, the first guy licks a 100 dollar bill and slaps it on one side of her butt. The next guy also, licks a 100 dollar bill and slaps it on the other side of her butt. The third guy walks in takes out a credit card swipes it through her butt and takes the 200 dollars.

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Viskaja Day 1,079, 10:58

Oleks võinud ikka naljad ära ka tõlkida...

ReneRu Day 1,079, 15:31

No kui inimesed seda mängu mängivad, mis on inglise keeles, siis ei tohiks olla raskusi mõistmisega.

OliverMasin Day 1,080, 10:59

Ma tõlkisin kommentaarid ka inglise keelde. Oli tore ja naljakas.

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