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Logic Proof Women are the problem

Day 1,890, 08:49 by Elite C

Today one of my students presented me with this logic which I think is very funny.

Women = Time x Money

Time = Money

Women = Money x Money

Women = Money sqd.

Money is the root cause of all probems

Money = Problems

Money = Women

Therefore:
Women = Problems


*This is in no way sexist or racist. It is purely for the enjoyment of those that read it!

 

Comments

Damhnaic
Damhnaic Day 1,890, 08:51

This is so 2005.

Elite C
Elite C Day 1,890, 08:55

I've never heard it before

Viktor Kurgan
Viktor Kurgan Day 1,890, 10:56

Problem yes....but a sweet problem.
last night i was solving one of this problem...all night...

Raven Anarcho
Raven Anarcho Day 1,890, 11:08

lol

Nogin the nog
Nogin the nog Day 1,890, 12:47

Here is the right version:

Proof that girls are evil:
First we state that “girls require time and money.”
Girl = Time x Money

And as we all know “time is money.”
Time = Money

And because “money is the root of all evil.”
Money = sqrt(Evil)

Originally we have:
Girl = Time x Money

And now we substitue everything in, we get:
Girl = Money x Money
Girl = sqrt(Evil) x sqrt(Evil)
Girl = (sqrt(Evil))^2
Gril = Evil

Nogin the nog
Nogin the nog Day 1,890, 12:47

However:

But here’s another proof to show how men are THREE TIMES worse

Proof that men are 3 times more evil:
First we state that men need time, money, girl and sex.
Men = Time x Money x Girl x Sex

We all know “time is money.”
Time = Money

Therefore:
Men = Money x Money x Girl x Sex

And we all know to many men:
Girl = Sex

As for men’s proof showing “girls are evil” So
Girl = Evil then,
Evil = Sex

Men = Money x Money x Evil x Evil
Men = Money^2 x Evil^2

And because “money is the root of all evil.”
Men = (sqrt(Evil))^2 x Evil^2
Men = Evil x Evil^2
Men = Evil^3

Men’s proof:
Girl = Evil

Girl’s proof:
Men = Evil^3

John Gormley
John Gormley Day 1,890, 13:15

That's not 3 times worse. Evil^3 divided by Evil is equal to Evil^2, not 3!

Bhane
Bhane Day 1,890, 14:06

Your second proof is invalid, Nog. Men need sex, and that's it.

They don't need women, the women are just how they get sex
They don't need money, the money is just required to get the women to get sex.
They don't need time, the time is just needed to get the money to get the women to get the sex.

If Men didn't need time to get money to get women for sex, they would be happy to live without all 3. So men only need sex, and the girl portion of the equation is what brings in all 3 of your "evil" factors.

Men are not evil... women impose the 3 evils upon men before they are willing to give the sex men need.

Raven Anarcho
Raven Anarcho Day 1,890, 14:40

daaaaaaamn Bhane. You just blew that factor out of the water, and I was almost believing it for a sec too. lol

And then lets also play into the factor that women need the sexy time too. (a myth that only men do) Sooooo...

Men = needs evil (+)
Women = has evil (-)
That is why Women (-) + Women (-) = (+)

At this rate I will understand the meaning of life xD

Seanan
Seanan Day 1,890, 15:47

Bet you lot are fun at parties.

Viktor Kurgan
Viktor Kurgan Day 1,890, 15:51

Kurgan = Rage
Rage = Genocide
Genocide = Purging
Purging = Purification
Purification = Purity
Purity = Sanctity

Therefore
Kurgan = Sanctity

orangejuicemmm
orangejuicemmm Day 1,890, 16:11

lol'd at Seanan

Damhnaic
Damhnaic Day 1,890, 16:38

I'm a man, but I need no woman for sex... How does that fit in your equations?

Sweet Drinker
Sweet Drinker Day 1,890, 16:54

Bhane floored me \o/

Bhane
Bhane Day 1,890, 19:24

@Damh

If you are comfortable with only sex from non-woman sources (self or other men), then you have the hope of living a life free of evils.

Paddy OBrien
Paddy OBrien Day 1,891, 07:27

Logic is a good way to be wrong with confidence.

I think the original student knew my ex, tho.

asecondchance
asecondchance Day 1,891, 08:04

Where does alcohol factor into the equation?

Bhane
Bhane Day 1,891, 10:49

Secondchance, alcohol is one of the many things you have to spend "money" on to get the attention of women. There are MANY gifts and items that fall under the umbrella of "money" in the equation. Alcohol is just one.

 
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