List of Suspected Raptors Living in Canada
Day 867, 18:35
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Published in Canada 
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by Francois L. Pignon
This is an official announcement from the Canadian Society for Raptor Attack Prevention
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April 5, 2010
By Ned Osgood - CSRAP Spokesperson
Raptors certainly walk amongst our people and we must take care in exposing those hiding within our population. A good dose of McCarthyist witch-hunting never hurt anybody.
The following people have been accused of being raptors living within Canada and posing as our friends, neighbours and politicians:
Francois L. Pignon
Duke Leto - Self Proclaimed King of the Raptors
Jelly9473
Relic 10 - Raptor Buddha
Adasko
Augustus Baldwin
Scorpius
Caesar
Octavian-F
Tyler F Durden
Derek Harland
frankypicoto
Pimpdollaz
Ayeshan Dakseus - Raptor God
Citizen B
Trenton Rendell - Raptor Jesus
Craig Norman
List compiled by Francois L. Pignon, Duke Leto, Relic 10 and Jelly9473 for the Canadian Society for Raptor Attack Prevention.
Update for newly suspected raptors:
Chamrajnagar
powerown64
Karsten Skeries
Artorius Perim
Steam7
KyleDr
If you suspect anyone of being a raptor, please post their name in the comments. Vote and Sub for more raptor related updates.
The Blue Moose Gazette is Canada's #1 source for raptor information.
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April 5, 2010
By Ned Osgood - CSRAP Spokesperson
Raptors certainly walk amongst our people and we must take care in exposing those hiding within our population. A good dose of McCarthyist witch-hunting never hurt anybody.
The following people have been accused of being raptors living within Canada and posing as our friends, neighbours and politicians:
Francois L. Pignon
Duke Leto - Self Proclaimed King of the Raptors
Jelly9473
Relic 10 - Raptor Buddha
Adasko
Augustus Baldwin
Scorpius
Caesar
Octavian-F
Tyler F Durden
Derek Harland
frankypicoto
Pimpdollaz
Ayeshan Dakseus - Raptor God
Citizen B
Trenton Rendell - Raptor Jesus
Craig Norman
List compiled by Francois L. Pignon, Duke Leto, Relic 10 and Jelly9473 for the Canadian Society for Raptor Attack Prevention.
Update for newly suspected raptors:
Chamrajnagar
powerown64
Karsten Skeries
Artorius Perim
Steam7
KyleDr
If you suspect anyone of being a raptor, please post their name in the comments. Vote and Sub for more raptor related updates.
The Blue Moose Gazette is Canada's #1 source for raptor information.
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All of your bases are become ours!
Finally!
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Seriously...this is humour? :/
rawr!
Toronto Raptors?
Citizen B
It could be humour, or maybe it could be a slow news day. More than likely, it's completely unrelated to everything, so nobody should take it personally or seriously, but people will, because they have something shoved up their...
I digress.
After all this is just a game, and subsequently is far more serious than real life.
Cit B, this is far worse than the Toronto Raptors, and as we know something that's far worse than them has to be very bad indeed.
Thank god...I'm not on their watchlist!
You certainly are now!
awww caesar you silly raptor stop being pissy just because you failed this election 😛
@ Caesar relax man its very funny well done Francois voted + sub
~hyuu~
Thanks guys!
hey Caesar I don't know what is going to have more votes, this article or you in the CP run
what is raptor?
Go PimpDollaz!
So... our new prez is a raptor... Great!
😛
It's good to know that there are other rapists out there besides me
saltyraptor?
I suspect powerown of being a raptor
Sincerely, Leto, King of the raptors
10:52 ArtoriusPerim francois
10:52 ArtoriusPerim I suspect karsten for being a raptor
Karsten Skeries has been suspected.
Caesar get the fuck out of this comment thread 😛
Also, I deny the allegations that I am a raptor. I am in fact, THE raptor.
Does that mean I can deny it too...?
I DENY IT! I SUSPECT art OF BEING A RAPTOR!
I am a Communist Super Raptor...i officially am the most dangerous raptor ever!
Pretty much every presidential candidate Canada had is a raptor. This should prove how serious the problem is!
Zanalan was a T-Rex though because he is extinct
Well, something BIG went through my garbage last night.
I'm not a raptor... I wouldn't stand "the king" if I were.
Sorry Adasko, Mccarthyism doesn't work that way. He is self-proclaimed and it's all in good fun. 😛 Challenge his claim.
hahahah @ Relic10
Chris Bosh is a raptor 😮